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    14 Things You Should Know About Porn

    Don't Make It Near Animals. Ever,

    Meet George Putnam

    1. Once You Go Pervert, You Can Never Go Back

    2. Porn Uses Slang To Turn You Into A Deviant

    3. Everybody--Like, EVERYBODY--Agrees It's Bad

    4. Porn Makes You Communist

    5. Before the 60s, Men Didn't Care About Tits

    6. Never Take Nude Pictures Near An Animal

    7. The Whole Nudist Thing Is A Sham

    8. Sham Or Not, Nudism Leads to Horrific Crimes

    9. Muscle Magazines Make You Gay

    10. All Homosexuals are Pedophiles

    11. A Sheet Is--In Fact--a Female Garment

    12. Anti-Perverts Know A Lot About BDSM

    13. Seriously, Anything Could Be Bestiality

    14. Porn Will Destroy America. Literally.

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