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    Stranger Than Bad

    This might not mean anything to you, but I think I'm in a tragedy.

    "As Harold took a bite of Bavarian sugar cookie, he finally felt as if everything was going to be ok. Sometimes, ...

    ... when we lose ourselves in fear and despair, ...

    ... in routine and constancy, ...

    ... in hopelessness and tragedy, ...

    ... we can thank God for Bavarian sugar cookies.

    And, fortunately, when there aren't any cookies, ...

    ..., we can still find reassurance in a familiar hand on our skin, ...

    ... or a kind and loving gesture, ...

    ... or subtle encouragement, ...

    ... or a loving embrace, ...

    ... or an offer of comfort, ...

    ... not to mention hospital gurneys ...

    ... and nose plugs, ...

    ... an uneaten danish, ...

    ... soft-spoken secrets, ...

    ... and Fender Stratocasters, ...

    ... and maybe the occasional piece of fiction. ...