1. A pack of Skin1004's Zombie masks that'll deliver skin-tightening, fine line-reducing benefits at the small price of looking like an extra in The Walking Dead for 15 minutes. It'll just make that post-facial reveal that much more sweet!
2. A TikTok-famous pink cleaning paste so you can finally tackle all those annoying scuffs and stains other cleaners couldn't handle without abrasive scrubbing, which sometimes causes more harm than good.
3. A pack of Miracle-Gro plant food spikes for helping all your plant babies live their healthiest, happiest indoor lives. One fertilizer spike continuously feeds plants with nutrients they need to thrive for up to two months!
4. An immunity-boosting allergy supplement because your dog deserves a day in the park without suffering from itchy allergies later. These soft chews not only help with skin sensitivity, but deliver a dose of probiotics and other nutrients to help support immune function, digestion, and promote healthy skin.
5. A gluten- and cruelty-free lengthening mascara if you're tired of getting excited about mascaras that never live up to their promises. This one is different — or at least according to the 209,000+ 5-star reviews.
6. A scrub-free mold and mildew stain remover to take care of your toughest cleaning challenges in no time at all. Just spray the ready-made formula and watch stubborn stains and odors ~disappear~ right before your eyes.
7. A double-sided hairbrush-cleaning brush that'll do a better cleanup job than your fingers ever could, with a pointed end for picking out tangles and stiff bristles to remove all that built-up hair, dust, and fluff.
8. A pack of Downy fabric spray so you can rock wrinkle-free fits even when there's no time (or energy) to break out the iron. Just spray, give your clothes a few swipes, and watch the wrinkles rapidly fall away.
9. An LED tripod ring light for helping aspiring CEOs and social media influencers alike look their best. With an adjustable tripod, three light modes, and 10 brightness levels, this light will make your next video meeting, selfie, or TikTok your best-looking one yet.
10. A pack of dishwasher-cleaning tablets because (to my shock and horror) you have to clean the thing that cleans your dishes, and these tablets make doing so as quick and easy as...well...running the dishwasher.
11. A bestselling mesh bra if you're a member of the itty-bitty titty committee who's tired of not being able to find a comfortable yet supportive bra that doesn't have a ton of padding or gapping cups.
12. A terra-cotta sugar-saver to turn your hard-as-rock clump of brown sugar into a soft pile of ready-to-use sweetness (and keep it that way).
13. A wood polish that conditions and protects wood with a combination of beeswax and orange oil, while hiding dings and scratches so you can turn back the clock on worn-out furniture.
14. A chrome-finish hanger stacker so you can tame the tangled beast residing in your closet, threatening to break, scratch, and snap every time you dare try to hang up a new shirt.
15. A carpet stain remover for lifting those scary stains that make you question if it's time to bring in the professionals. With this around you can get the job done yourself. And the best part? No rinsing or vacuuming required!
16. A Shark Tank-approved tattoo aftercare salve to soothe, protect, and enhance your ink, whether you got it five days or five years ago. Made from just seven vegan and cruelty-free ingredients, this balm is sensitive skin-safe and will make both colored and monochrome tats POP.
17. An affordable teeth-whitening pen because traditional strips are tough to use, expensive, and can leave you with teeth sensitivity that is, in my professional opinion, NO fun. This pen requires just ONE minute of daily use to get teeth that are four to eight shades whiter. The best part? No lingering sensitivity.
18. A patented pet hair remover if Fido's shedding is taking over your home. This roller uses bristles, not sticky tape, to catch lint, meaning you can clean and reuse it over and over and over again.
19. Some stain-removing laundry fizzies to toss in the wash and lift those stains and remove odors you thought were a lost cause.
20. A pet stain and odor eliminator that'll pull off the ultimate magic trick and erase new and old stains (and stank) on any surface with just a quick spritz and a rinse.
21. A 2-in-1 cradle cap comb with a combination of fine-tooth and silicone bristles so you can gently remove flaky scalp build-up and get your baby some relief from any dryness and itchiness.
22. An easy-to-use denture cleaner you simply plop in warm water with your dentures for a stain-fighting, odor-busting clean that's worth smiling about.
23. A suede and nubuck cleaning brush because anyone who hasn't accidentally got caught in the rain while wearing a pair of suede shoes is lying. This brush will diminish the look of water stains with no additional cleaners required so you and your favorite shoes can reunite for another (hopefully drier) outing.
24. A super-convenient tofu press if you're tired of spending more time tending to your tofu than you do your cat. This all-in-one system works in the fridge without you needing to come back and increase the pressure.
25. A detangling kids leave-in conditioner to tame frizz, hydrate curls, reduce breakage, and just generally decrease the amount of time spent fussing over your kid's hair — something you'll both be grateful for.
26. A battery-operated fabric shaver that'll help rescue well-loved knits from the horrors of aging — lint, matted fibers, and pilling, oh my! It's like a tiny vacuum; just empty the detachable lint catcher when you're done and enjoy your revitalized sweater.
27. A space-saving drawer organizer for actually finding the cutlery you need when you need it instead of rummaging through a pile of potentially painful pointy things.
28. A box of waterproof medicated pads you apply like bandages so you can force out the wart living rent-free under your skin.
29. A tiered under-sink organizer rack that's both height- and width-adjustable because doesn't a future where you're no longer attacked by tumbling spray bottles sound appealing to you?
30. A scour paste if you're looking to declutter your cleaning supplies and snag one multipurpose product that can remove questionable films, grime, and grease from virtually any surface.
You calculating all the time wasted on less-amazing products:
31. A pair of incredibly versatile high-waisted leggings so you can lounge, work, work out, and go out, all in the same pair of super soft, stylish, and stretchy leggings.
A testament to these stretchy wonders — tons of reviewers say these leggings have been by their side before, during, and after pregnancy!
Promising review: "These are the holy grail of leggings. High-waisted, buttery soft, and they’re NOT see-through. I love them and want to wear them all of the time. The only thing that could possibly make these any better would be adding pockets." —SER
Get it from Amazon for $8.49+ (available in one size, plus size, three styles, and 52 colors).