18 American City Names That Are Funny, Bizarre, And Just Plain Random

Contemplating moving to Climax, Michigan.

1. Bangs, Texas

cityofbangs.org

Everyone who thought it would be a good idea to cut their own bangs during quarantine should be forced to move here.

Population: 1,528

2. Climax, Michigan

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It seems as though these residents are having a little too much fun.

Population: 784

3. Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

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Ugh, do I really have to choose?!

Population: 5,865

4. Accident, Maryland

Instagram: @shitsign

Here's hoping anyone who drives through there makes it out in one piece.

Population: 312

5. Okay, Oklahoma

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My mediocrity stans this town.

Population: 688

6. Fries, Virginia

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Their French fries better be top notch!

Population: 450

7. American Fork, Utah

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Why is a caveman their mascot? Cavemen didn't even use forks!

Population: 32,519

8. Hopeulikit, Georgia

Instagram: @thegeorgiatrust

It's pronounced "hope you like it," but I think I prefer "hope you lick it."

Population: N/A

9. Colon, Michigan

Instagram: @nielsduinker

Let's hope the name isn't any indication of how the town smells.

Population: 1,161

10. Rough and Ready, California

Instagram: @nikolepotulsky

Rough and ready: two qualities I think I'll be able to say I possess at the end of 2020.

Population: 1,508

11. Disco, Wisconsin

Instagram: @racinrick

My expectations are high, Wisconsin!

Population: N/A

12. Zigzag, Oregon

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I would kill to be able to say, "I'm from Zigzag."

Population: 1,601

13. Horseheads, New York

Instagram: @jbrownell9

As long as the welcoming ceremony doesn't involve a severed horse head, I'm in!

Population: 6,395

14. Slapout, Oklahoma

Instagram: @jboomer13

I come in peace!

Population: N/A

15. Funk, Nebraska

Instagram: @visit531nebraska

Could this be THE funky town?!

Population: 183

16. Embarrass, Minnesota

Instagram: @slow_jo

I experience enough of this on a daily basis, thank you very much.

Population: 615

17. What Cheer, Iowa

Instagram: @artieejones

Was this town named by a bunch of men who tell women to smile when they pass them on the street?

Population: 624

18. Hell for Certain, Kentucky

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"Go to Kentucky!" is the new "go to Hell!"

Population: N/A

Note: The populations are from the United States Census Bureau.