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    15 Tweets About American Food That Are Pretty Funny, You Gotta Admit

    These tweets are giving me heartburn.

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    Living on an international floor is all fun and games until u find urself sharing a bathroom with 20 kids trying to adjust to American food

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    American food be like “Hey I warmed up this piece of an animal and put it on bread.”

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    I love that American food reassures you it definitely has no vitamins.

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    American food is literally banned in hella countries. We’re all def psychos.

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    somehow "chicken apple sausage" has become a default american food over the past 10 years. why did that happen. does anyone like this

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    the funniest thing abt american food is how proud they are of it.

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    "new american" food is when a salad costs 30 bucks but there's a strawberry in it

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    American food be like: hot dog pizza fries hamburgers pasta fries mashed potatoes cheeseburgers fries Mac and cheese sausage fries

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    y’all be saying “yeah i love italian food” then be going out and ordering fettuccine alfredo as if that’s not an exclusively american food

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    American food: “Half the price, twice the calories!” Also American food: “Half the calories, twice the price!”

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    I have listened to a lot of American food podcasts and I have accepted the existence of many foodstuffs that sound improbable, but I am drawing the line at 'peppermint bark'

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    last night I realized how gross american food is when I attempted to explain easy mac to an italian

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    Im watching an australian couple try american food and they almost put cheez-its in a bowl with milk bc they thought it was cereal .....

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    American food is killing me. My blood is sugar now. Please send pictures of salad.