I'm Rubbing My Eyes Because I Can't Believe These 17 Notes Are Real

If you're looking for *cute* notes, you've come to the wrong place.

1. The note about the extended warranty:

Found in a patient’s crack before a colonoscopy from pics

2. The note about the screaming:

A note in the elevator by anon for a downstairs neighbor. Los Angeles, CA. from trashy

3. The note about the tires:

Space savers in Boston during snow from pics

4. The note about the retirement:

Our mailman's farewell card, he's a great guy from pics

5. The note about the wine:

A message to the UPS guy from Tony from pics

6. The note about the little bitch:

A note left from the local police. from pics

7. The note about Rick Astley:

I confiscated this from a 6th grader today. Passing notes in class ain't what it used to be. from pics

8. The note about tow time:

Just moved into my new house a week ago. Got this note from a neighbor because I parked on the street… from mildlyinfuriating

9. The note about standing:

What's actually mildly infuriating is that they can't see that the people asking this also paid money and want to see the game.(plus they asked kindly) from mildlyinfuriating

10. The note about the car:

At least he wished him good luck. from mildlyinfuriating

11. The note about the shitty laundry:

Found this nice note on the laundry room door in my girlfriends apartment building from trashy

12. The note about the ambulance:

Note left on Ambulance windshield while they were responding to an emergency from trashy

13. The note about everything disgusting:

I see your dorm note and I raise you with this note that someone taped to the walls after a disgusting weekend from trashy

14. The note about the pee-pee purse:

Classy note I found on the way to work this morning from trashy

15. The note about the sheets:

Found this note in my hotel bed last night...ugh from mildlyinfuriating

16. The note about the Pokémon cards:

My hilarious brother in law in NY wrote my 3 year old son this note with the pokemon cards he sent him from funny

17. And finally, the note about the penis:

Love Note from trashy