1. This writer who literally made up a measurement for boobs:
2. This writer who assumes every mother-daughter relationship is marred by jealousy and abuse:
3. This writer who wrote a hypersexual description of Britney Spears when she was still a minor:
4. This writer who thinks cheese is as deep as we go:
5. This writer who can shove this list up his derrière:
6. This writer (Shane Dawson lol) who really didn't have to put this detail in his description:
7. This writer (Murakami) who is still thinking about their characters' breasts — even when they're dead:
8. And this writer who is still thinking about their character's vagina — even when they're mostly ash:
9. This writer who thinks "withdrawn breasts" are a symptom of depression:
10. This writer who just had to connect their character's anger to their period:
11. This writer (Stephen King) who thinks all it takes for a woman to orgasm is a "single merciless stroke":
12. This writer whose mission appears to be making women second-guess everything they wear:
13. This writer who's really tiptoeing on the pedophile line:
14. This writer who somehow managed to stigmatize sex workers while simultaneously insulting women who aren't in sex work:
15. This writer who should probably get therapy for their deep-seated fear of educated women:
16. And this writer who somehow managed to sexualize a mummy:
