1. This person's kid used their dad's Face ID while he was sleeping to try and buy a $279.99/month subscription:
2. This person's kid buried his AirPods outside:
3. This person's kid created the toothpaste situation from hell:
4. This person's kid complained there was "no food in the house" right after they did a full grocery shop:
5. This person's kid eats cucumbers like an animal:
6. This person's kid only likes to eat half the pepper:
7. And this person's kid considers an apple "finished" after one nibble. SO. MUCH. FOOD. WASTE:
8. This person's kid managed to lose the match to every single pair of socks they owned:
9. This person's kid opens up bread bags in the most disrespectful way:
10. This person's kid straight-up broke their TV:
11. This person's kid ruined a brand new bag of risotto because they dropped their phone in the toilet:
12. This person's kid clogged the bathtub with a golf ball:
13. This person's kid takes advantage of the fact that they know their dad's Apple Watch passcode:
14. This person's kid purposely leaves the Rubik's Cube unfinished to piss off their parents:
15. And finally, this person's kid is responsible for their parent's car smelling like chicken noodle soup for years to come:
H/T: r/mildlyinfuriating