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This shitty comparison.
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This astute observation.
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This backhanded compliment.
4.
This flaccid first impression.
9.
This creepy "compliment."
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This zinger that hit below the belt.
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This malicious metaphor.
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This cocky response to a penis piercing.
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And this act of kindness.