Aaah. Children. The apples of our eye. The future of our world. What would we do without them?
You could be the best parent on the planet, but the unfortunate truth is that you have zero control over what comes out of your child's mouth.
Maybe they blurted out that your uncle has a third nipple over Thanksgiving dinner.
Maybe they pooped their pants in Walmart and asked a complete stranger to wipe them.
Perhaps they screamed "LOOK, A PIRATE!" after you passed a man with an eye patch in Dairy Queen.
We want to know the most embarrassing thing your child has said in public. The ruder, the grosser, and the more inappropriate the better!
