1.
When Snooki was running along the beach and...couldn't find the beach.
2.
When Angelina entered the house for the first time with her stuff in trash bags.
3.
When The Situation bashed his own head into a wall.
4.
And then had to wear a neck brace for the rest of the episode.
5.
When "T-Shirt Time" was born.
7.
And "GTL" (gym, tan, laundry).
8.
When Ronnie insulted Sammi's toe.
9.
When JWOWW offered an ultimatum.
10.
When Snooki and JWOWW took matters into their own hands after Ronnie was unfaithful and they wrote Sammi this "anonymous" letter.
11.
When Pauly D created this helmet to ward off "grenades."
12.
When Deena face-planted in Italy.
13.
When Snooki and JWOWW bravely detoxified the smush room.
14.
When The Situation let JWOWW's dogs out so they would pee and poop all over the house.
15.
And when he ate an egg sandwich while watching Pauly D get it on in another bed.
16.
When Snooki gave us a graphic description of her hookup with Vinny.
17.
When Deena shared her genius idea.
18.
And when Pauly D fooled us all.
