Some people seem to think that the world should bend to their every desire...and I do not like those people. Here are 17 choosy beggars who received a healthy dose of reality from the people they were bugging:
1."It's ok, I'm a single mom."
2."We do not need luck."
3."You are a child."
4."You're here to work...act like it."
5."Your reward will be, at best, a bottle of water."
6."He's a butt guy (no flat asses should apply)."
7."Have a bachelor's degree in childcare OR nine years of relevant babysitting experience."
8."How famous are you? 😎"
9."HELLO??????"
10."Can you take it to my house?"
11."Um, thanks, I guess..."
12."...Unless it's nice outside. Then I will need off with pay."
13."Don't you agree, girls?!"
14."Just Venmo, Zelle, or Cash App. That's it."
15."No other compensation is offered."
16."Easy £80 for sumone."
17.And finally, "Not the big Tootsie Rolls, mind you, the small ones that are bite-sized."
