I love my dad dearly. He provides me with endless support, life advice, and delicious pasta. Mark, you're a damn rockstar! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF TBS But he has one glaring flaw... He can't remember my friends' names to save his life. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Taff Sure, he knows a few of the staples, like my best friend who lived down the street when I was growing up or my two closest friends from college. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC But if he's met you under 15 times, chances are he has no clue what your name is. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Century Studios You're probably referred to as "the blonde one," or "the blonde one with the cat" if I ask him to be specific. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF C-SPAN Or maybe you're lucky enough to be dubbed "the tall girl that used to come over a lot." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Netflix Apparently I'm not the only one with this father problem (not to be confused with a daddy issue — that's a whole other post lol). The rest of the internet seems to have it too: Demetrius @DemetriusHarmon my dad whenever i bring up a friend i’ve had for years 01:59 AM - 20 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite q @IndubitablyQ My dad doesn't remember any of my friends' names but he's asking what our class of 2012 valedictorian Robert is doing these days 08:48 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite ✰𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐬!✰ @localfratrat my dad doesn’t ever remember any of my friends names so he just calls them by their addresses 08:58 AM - 27 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite charlotte @McCollum123 My dad doesn't know any of my friends names properly so he just calls them all fi and hopes for the best 07:36 PM - 15 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite lil lowkey louisiana @OmfgSheFknDed do all dads do the thing where they can never remember your friends’ names or is mine just extra ignant 08:20 PM - 28 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Kylo Ren @BOSSKyJo My dad doesn’t know any of my friends names (none literally none) but he does know Glee actors and their character names on sight. The poor man is broken. 11:41 PM - 19 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite a mamma mia! fan account @carocavvv my dad just sat down next to me at the table and asked “so what did your one friend do for thanksgiving?” ?????? he doesn’t know any of my friends names smh 04:51 PM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Seemat @_IGotThis_2 My dad doesn’t want me to go on trips with my friends he doesn’t know well. BUT SIR, you don’t even know the names of my best friends for the past 10 years. Do you see the DILEMMA??? 08:10 PM - 23 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite t @taraamariiee My dad still doesn't know the names of my friends that I've been friends with since 1st grade 🙄 11:42 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite “space cadet” @allyally_cat my dad doesn't know all my friends' names so apparently while I was gone the sixth sense guy, the director, and the bully stopped by. 02:45 AM - 06 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Dads, why can't you remember our friends' names? Is this a medical issue we should be concerned about, or do you just not care? Let us know so we can take the proper measures!