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    Updated on Dec 10, 2019. Posted on Dec 9, 2019

    18 Tweets You'll Only Understand If You've Been To Costco

    "I wish someone looked at me the way some folks look at those Costco samples."

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    If the behavior of people waiting for Costco samples is any indication we're all doomed during an apocalypse

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    Costco Samples Worker: Only take one, sir. Me: *Mouth full of Ritz and cream cheese* Itch subose to come en bulk

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    Paying for a boxing gym seems crazy to me--if you want to learn how to fight, just grab the last free pizza bagel sample at Costco.

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    Costco samples are like a secular potluck where you don't have to bring anything.

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    Waiting on Costco samples is serious business

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    What if I said I wanted it all, right now, with you? Costco worker: Ma’am, please save some cheese samples for other shoppers.

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    I wonder what free samples Costco has laid out for my dinner tonight.

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    I wish someone looked at me the way some folks look at those costco samples

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    When the samples tray gets set out at Costco...

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    I know you're not supposed to hug the old lady giving out samples at Costco, but the sausage she gave me had cheese inside. Cheese.In.Side.

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    me: *walks into costco* the samples: https://t.co/p435vV134O

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    Costco pushing samples of the hard stuff 😳

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    Dating is like trying samples at Costco. It's an easy way to get a free meal while you pretend to be interested in what the other person is saying then promising to see them again and never coming back.

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    I feel ripped off when the only samples on offer at Costco are granola bars. We know what granola tastes like, Karen!

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    me running around costco trying all the samples

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    you could've been anything and you chose to be the guy taking three samples from the same booth at Costco