Food·Posted on Dec 9, 201918 Tweets You'll Only Understand If You've Been To Costco"I wish someone looked at me the way some folks look at those Costco samples."by Daniella EmanuelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jeff Dwoskin @bigmacher If the behavior of people waiting for Costco samples is any indication we're all doomed during an apocalypse 06:16 PM - 04 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Abam @AdamBroud Costco Samples Worker: Only take one, sir. Me: *Mouth full of Ritz and cream cheese* Itch subose to come en bulk 03:39 AM - 10 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. boo boo the fool🦋 @holden_a_fork Me and the free samples at Costco 07:56 PM - 01 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Paying for a boxing gym seems crazy to me--if you want to learn how to fight, just grab the last free pizza bagel sample at Costco. 07:38 PM - 05 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon Costco samples are like a secular potluck where you don't have to bring anything. 07:34 PM - 26 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Timothy DeLaGhetto @TimothyDeLaG Waiting on Costco samples is serious business 06:52 PM - 23 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Ⓖⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish What if I said I wanted it all, right now, with you? Costco worker: Ma’am, please save some cheese samples for other shoppers. 05:26 AM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. The Opulent Couch @occupied_stall I wonder what free samples Costco has laid out for my dinner tonight. 09:35 PM - 29 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. thizzney🦋 @syd_naynay when Costco giving out samples 01:54 AM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Anna Nonymous @osoplain I wish someone looked at me the way some folks look at those costco samples 06:54 PM - 16 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Travis Akers @travisakers When the samples tray gets set out at Costco... 11:56 AM - 07 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 I know you're not supposed to hug the old lady giving out samples at Costco, but the sausage she gave me had cheese inside. Cheese.In.Side. 09:43 PM - 06 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. javeigh young-white @javeigh me: *walks into costco* the samples: https://t.co/p435vV134O 06:31 PM - 15 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ben Thompson @benthompson Costco pushing samples of the hard stuff 😳 06:08 AM - 03 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Melanie @ImMelanieGibson Dating is like trying samples at Costco. It's an easy way to get a free meal while you pretend to be interested in what the other person is saying then promising to see them again and never coming back. 12:34 PM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Mummy Claus🎅🏻🇨🇦 @ThatMummyLife I feel ripped off when the only samples on offer at Costco are granola bars. We know what granola tastes like, Karen! 05:39 PM - 08 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui me running around costco trying all the samples 05:43 AM - 23 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Tami @GawdOffalTweets you could've been anything and you chose to be the guy taking three samples from the same booth at Costco 09:08 PM - 09 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite