1. When she turned this insult into a compliment.
I know you're trying to be mean but I really needed this today so thank u https://t.co/lLdk14e6pr
2. When she was thirsty for the haters.
I cannot WAIT for people to get mad about John being the sexiest man alive. it's my new Starbucks holiday cup
3. And when she was thirsty for her husband.
the sexiest man alive just made me a ham sandwich
4. When she shared this dirty little secret.
I bring up two peeled eggs with me since I wake up so hungry in the night. Do u know how gross it is to eat hard eggs in the night
5. When she told the truth about turkey.
our turkey looks like a fake ass turkey but it’s real and juicy. but still shit because turkey sucks ass always
6. And when she hopefully told a HUGE LIE about Thanksgiving.
my favorite day is the day after thanksgiving, when I twitter search the words "hot cousin" and see all the people who have crushes on their cousins
7. When she referred to her zit as "him".
please stop doubting my two year zit. it only makes him more powerful
8. When she revealed this raw moment between her and her daughter.
I just tried to have a talk with Luna and said “hey. I just want you to know that you’re a really awesome daughter. I’m so lucky” and she said “what if my name was poo poo pee pee”
9. When she tweeted one word that was worth a thousand.
luna https://t.co/mdVTT9NuXB
10. When she got real meta and made a meme out of a meme of herself.
working on getting the site back up!!! you crashed meeeee
11. When she revealed this bold "dating" strategy.
I didn't date much. I moved in with people. like hello, I live here now. this is how John ended up in this situation
12. When she voiced how we all feel about this evil button.
IS THERE A WAY TO GET RID OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN VOICENOTE BUTTON I ACCIDENTALLY CLICK EVERY 10 SECONDS AND NEVER WANT TO USE
13. When she had a screaming match with her smart speaker.
did a whole google campaign and really use this thing ever day. never once was a told there was a volume button on the side
14. When she shared a "behind the Instagram" of Luna with her Twitter followers.
posted the first one to Instagram but u guys get the second one because you get the real shit
15. When she was having hamster issues.
the hamster has finally figured out her wheel. is it possible for her to exercise too much? should I take the wheel out sometimes? I’m worried she’s about to start a fitness instagram
16. When she read every flight attendant's mind.
Me, wearing face mask. Flight attendant: “are you gonna be like this all night?” Me: “yes!! It’s the best mask ever. From Korea. Collagen! Ugh it’s called....Let me get the package out of the trash so you can see ok one sec” flight attendant: “no I just mean like, awake”
17. When she shared this hilarious mistake.
I accidentally emailed 2 entire schools asking who Luna’s boy-friend is instead of just her teachers because she doesn’t know his name.
18. When she wore this headline like a badge of honor.
hell yeah
19. When she had us all scratching our heads.
just took a probiotic and an antibiotic. does this mean I am taking...nothing?
20. And when she needed to relay this very important message.
I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me