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1. Me is fabulous!
2. My dear, would you like to join me for a stroll at the fabulous dumpster by the Ritz?
3. May i spank you, Sir?
4. My human is an idiot.
5. Please bring the red dot to me!
6. I has a bling!
7. Yes, I do.
8. The price of friskies went down!
9. Would you like some tea, or a kitty bisquit?
10. You may call me Jacques Le Meow.
11. Your death will be slow and painfull.
12. You may now kiss the cat!
13. This is my accessory!
14. Nay, I shall not rise today.
15. No Sir, I did not pee in your shoes!
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