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The Creepiest Stuffed Animals In The World Can Be Yours

Won't you give them a new home?

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1. This rabbit.

You can tell it's a rabbit because he's holding a carrot. His chubby cheeks are full of human meat.Current Price: US $28.96
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You can tell it's a rabbit because he's holding a carrot. His chubby cheeks are full of human meat.

Current Price: US $28.96

2. This naughty duckling.

He's been a bad widdle ducky. Mostly because he made a bib (?) out of his own flesh.Current Price: US $54.99
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He's been a bad widdle ducky. Mostly because he made a bib (?) out of his own flesh.

Current Price: US $54.99

3. This monkey with tired, red, tired eyes.

"He should have blood red eyes and be gazing down at a banana.""Like he wants to eat it?""No, more like he's going to shoot himself with it."Current Price: US $51.00
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"He should have blood red eyes and be gazing down at a banana."

"Like he wants to eat it?"

"No, more like he's going to shoot himself with it."

Current Price: US $51.00

4. This pink dog.

Fun fact: If you cut open this dog, Quaaludes spill out.Current Price: $US 29.99
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Fun fact: If you cut open this dog, Quaaludes spill out.

Current Price: $US 29.99

5. A scarecrow that is definitely not the devil.

Mom, can you leave the nightlight on? Also, can you burn this? Also, can we move?Current Price: $19.99
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Mom, can you leave the nightlight on? Also, can you burn this? Also, can we move?

Current Price: $19.99

6. Your old pal, "Shotgun Red."

This one's not that frightening until you learn his name is Shotgun Red. Comes with official tourniquet for when you and Red have a little misunderstanding out behind the woodshed.Current Price US $21.00
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This one's not that frightening until you learn his name is Shotgun Red. Comes with official tourniquet for when you and Red have a little misunderstanding out behind the woodshed.

Current Price US $21.00

7. This not-okay bear.

Mr. Bear hasn't been the same since the war.Current Price: US $63.99
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Mr. Bear hasn't been the same since the war.

Current Price: US $63.99

8. AAAH WHAT THE F#&K

NEXT NEXT NEXTCurrent Price: NO THANK YOU THAT'S OKAY
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9. This, uh, you know, this guy.

Who didn't grow up cuddling one of these heavy-lidded, alcoholic carpet samples?Current Price: US $29.99
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Who didn't grow up cuddling one of these heavy-lidded, alcoholic carpet samples?

Current Price: US $29.99

10. This Garfield who is ready if you are.

"Hey baby, it's Monday. You know what that means."Current Price: US $30.00
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"Hey baby, it's Monday. You know what that means."

Current Price: US $30.00

11. Mr. Magoo in a kimono.

This rubber-faced old blind man in a sexy Japanese robe is a toy from a decade that never happened for a child who never existed.Current Price: US $29.99
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This rubber-faced old blind man in a sexy Japanese robe is a toy from a decade that never happened for a child who never existed.

Current Price: US $29.99

12. Cross-eyed, Christmas Kermit.

"You know who kids like? Kermit. Let's do a Kermit.""Okay.""But not Baby Kermit. He should have an adult-sized head, but on a little baby body.""Of course.""And googly-eyes. Like he just got hit in the face with a shovel.""Obviously.""Also he's a Christmas."I had this one. Current Price: US $31.95
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"You know who kids like? Kermit. Let's do a Kermit."

"Okay."

"But not Baby Kermit. He should have an adult-sized head, but on a little baby body."

"Of course."

"And googly-eyes. Like he just got hit in the face with a shovel."

"Obviously."

"Also he's a Christmas."

I had this one. Current Price: US $31.95

13. Cat-calling racoon.

HEY SMILE BABY SO BEAUTIFUL WHY DON'T YOU SMILE MORE?Current Price: US $29.95
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HEY SMILE BABY SO BEAUTIFUL WHY DON'T YOU SMILE MORE?

Current Price: US $29.95

14. Mickey Mouse?

From his pants-less phase.Current Price: US $75.00
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From his pants-less phase.

Current Price: US $75.00

15. Mickey Mouse???

From his floppy-red-ears, technically-a-fox phase.Current Price: US $99.99
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From his floppy-red-ears, technically-a-fox phase.

Current Price: US $99.99

16. ...Mickey Mouse?!!

From his covered-with-red-fur, bib-with-his-own-name-on-it, nose-chewed-off-by-a-dog phase.Current Price: $35.99
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From his covered-with-red-fur, bib-with-his-own-name-on-it, nose-chewed-off-by-a-dog phase.

Current Price: $35.99

17. Garfi-OH MY GOD.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PUT THAT AWAYSeriously who are these Garfield dolls for? Current Price: US $29.99
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PUT THAT AWAY

Seriously who are these Garfield dolls for? Current Price: US $29.99

18. A dead Luigi.

All the blood is pooled in his head.Current Price: US $94.99
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All the blood is pooled in his head.

Current Price: US $94.99

19. Minnie Mouse that survived at least one fire.

If you can call that surviving.Current Price: US $19.99
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If you can call that surviving.

Current Price: US $19.99

21. The Baby From Hi & Lois.

Remember Hi & Lois? They were Beetle Bailey's family. He never came home from the war. They're still waiting. This is the baby.Current Price: US $79.95
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Remember Hi & Lois? They were Beetle Bailey's family. He never came home from the war. They're still waiting. This is the baby.

Current Price: US $79.95

22. AAAALLLVINNNNN!

Want a plane that loops the loop / Me? I want to murder you.This one plays music. Current Price: US $70.00
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Want a plane that loops the loop / Me? I want to murder you.

This one plays music. Current Price: US $70.00

23. A Fairly Oddparent.

Proof that toys don't need to be from the 1950s to be terrifying. This generation produced just as many evil stuffed animals to come to life at night and put stuff under your fingernails.Current Price: US $59.99
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Proof that toys don't need to be from the 1950s to be terrifying. This generation produced just as many evil stuffed animals to come to life at night and put stuff under your fingernails.

Current Price: US $59.99

24. Kanga and Roo.

"WHY MOTHER? WHY WAS I BORN?"Current Price: US $52.38
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"WHY MOTHER? WHY WAS I BORN?"

Current Price: US $52.38

25. E.T. I guess.

I agree, E.T. isn't scary enough. He should look like he killed a more cuddly stuffed animal and decided to wear its skin.Current Price: US $59.99
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I agree, E.T. isn't scary enough. He should look like he killed a more cuddly stuffed animal and decided to wear its skin.

Current Price: US $59.99

26. Oh cool another Garfiel—OH HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS SACRED.

KZSD0F9U0W2JFOIWEJFOKZSDJVOKZSDF'OVZ'SOFIVJZ'OIGGARFIELD HAS NEVER LOOKED LIKE THIS — WHY ARE HIS EYES POKEBALLSCURRENT PRICE: A LIFETIME OF SEEING THIS EVERY TIME YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
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KZSD0F9U0W2JFOIWEJFOKZSDJVOKZSDF'OVZ'SOFIVJZ'OIG

GARFIELD HAS NEVER LOOKED LIKE THIS — WHY ARE HIS EYES POKEBALLS

CURRENT PRICE: A LIFETIME OF SEEING THIS EVERY TIME YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES

27. Smurf with extremely long arms and legs.

What did they do to you? Why did they do this to you? Nothing makes sense anymore.Current Price: $49.99
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What did they do to you? Why did they do this to you? Nothing makes sense anymore.

Current Price: $49.99

28. Mickey again.

I don't even care anymore.Current Price: US $49.99
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I don't even care anymore.

Current Price: US $49.99

29. A Snoopy missing most of its face.

Won't you give this piece of nightmare garbage a forever home?Current Price: US $35.99
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Won't you give this piece of nightmare garbage a forever home?

Current Price: US $35.99

30. No idea.

Could be Rudolph, could be Fozzie — could be yours.Current Price: US $26.99
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Could be Rudolph, could be Fozzie — could be yours.

Current Price: US $26.99

31. A Pac-Man skin rug.

Complete with Pac-Man's famous blood red eyes.I'm done looking for explanations for these. Current Price: US $36.95
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Complete with Pac-Man's famous blood red eyes.

I'm done looking for explanations for these. Current Price: US $36.95

32. A Country Bear.

Don't look directly at its mouth.You're looking directly at its mouth, aren't you.Current Price: US $29.99
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Don't look directly at its mouth.

You're looking directly at its mouth, aren't you.

Current Price: US $29.99

33. This is Animal.

You remember Animal. This is what Animal looks like. Current Price: US $39.95
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You remember Animal. This is what Animal looks like.

Current Price: US $39.95

34. Popeye.

Or more accurately, Popeye's head on a different stuffed animal with its skin removed.Current Price: US $39.99
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Or more accurately, Popeye's head on a different stuffed animal with its skin removed.

Current Price: US $39.99

35. Charlie Horse.

I'm positive that this is what it looks like when you put baby clothes on a horse fetus, but I refuse to google it.Current Price: US $35.95
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I'm positive that this is what it looks like when you put baby clothes on a horse fetus, but I refuse to google it.

Current Price: US $35.95

36. A skunk that wants to have sex with you.

Yet another fun toy that normal children will like.Current Price: US $12.00
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Yet another fun toy that normal children will like.

Current Price: US $12.00

37. Merciless Santa Claus.

He see you when you're sleeping. He judges. He punishes. He does not hesitate and he does not forgive.If you hear hoof steps on your rooftop, you're already dead.Current Price: US $55.00
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He see you when you're sleeping. He judges. He punishes. He does not hesitate and he does not forgive.

If you hear hoof steps on your rooftop, you're already dead.

Current Price: US $55.00

38. Angry cigar who is smoking smaller cigar.

Even if this didn't look like a poop that is eating one of his own poops (which it does), it would still be a stuffed animal of an angry cigar. It's also smoking a yet smaller cigar, which I'm pretty sure is some kind of omni-crime combining arson, cannibalism, and infanticide.Current Price: US $39.99
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Even if this didn't look like a poop that is eating one of his own poops (which it does), it would still be a stuffed animal of an angry cigar. It's also smoking a yet smaller cigar, which I'm pretty sure is some kind of omni-crime combining arson, cannibalism, and infanticide.

Current Price: US $39.99

39. A bear from history.

Your son or daughter will love this bear who looks like he is the mascot for an oatmeal that they stopped making during World War II because it had radium in it.Current Price: US $42.36
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Your son or daughter will love this bear who looks like he is the mascot for an oatmeal that they stopped making during World War II because it had radium in it.

Current Price: US $42.36

40. Impossible to tell.

Whatever this animal started its life as, it's 80% bedbugs now.Current Price: US $12.00 and a lifetime of infestation.
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Whatever this animal started its life as, it's 80% bedbugs now.

Current Price: US $12.00 and a lifetime of infestation.

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