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18 Cats Who Don't Look Like Hitler

Here they are! We can promise at least that many cats that bear no resemblance to one of history's greatest evils.

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1. Lookin' good, specs! This little brainiac looks like he's studying meow-metry! Maybe a chapter on purr-abolas!

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2. "Sorry, the buzzer's broken — be right down!"

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3. This little dickens is ready to make some paw-sta primavera.

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As you can see, this cat resembles Hitler and therefore will not be counted toward the total number of cats promised.

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4. "Shhh. You had me at meow."

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5. "May I help you?" How about a little less sass from our cat-stomer service representative?

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6. You just gotta post pictures of yourself as a kitten for Throwback Purrs-day!

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7. This one has a Dumbledore quality — or should we say, "Dumbledorable?"

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Once again, this cat resembles Adolf Hitler, the Austrian-born German dictator who founded the Nazi party and helped to usher in World War II. As promised by the headline, he or she will not be purr-mitted a slot on this list.

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8. Cuteness patrol is on high alert!

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9. "Guhh... What did I do last night?"

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10. "Welcome, Mister Bond — I've been expecting you."

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11. Did somebody say "pizza?!"

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This cat only looks like a medium amount like Hitler, but better safe than sorry. Off the list.

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12. That's better. This list promised 18 cats that do not resemble Adolf Hitler, the 20th century's most reviled madman and chief engineer of the Holocaust — and dang it, that's what this list is going to deliver.

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13. There we go. That's more like it. Just a good, wholesome cat that in no way invokes the concept of genocide.

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14. Now that's what we call a "cool cat!"

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Oh for crying out — Look, Hitler in a party hat is still Hitler. Please get off this list of respectable, non-Hitler resembling cats.

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15. This one's tricky — it looks nothing like Hitler, but at the right angle, it does have sort of a Mussolini thing going on.

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We're not imagining it, right? It's hard to tell. These Hitler cats have us really on edge. Maybe we're too close to this whole thing.

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...That's a dog. Oh, and it definitely looks like Hitler. This train has officially fallen off the rails and crashed into the Titanic.

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16. You know what? From here on out, these may or not be pictures of cats, that may or may not look like Hitler, and that's the best we can promise.

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17. So far, so good — and no sign of a little white mustache AKA The Reverse Hitler.

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18. Don't be scared, little guy! It looks like we just might make it through this list yet.

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That's it. This is over. We're done.

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