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    Bumpy "The Loner" Ramone

    A woebegone, spirit-sapped loner who works the night shift at a dimly lit, asbestos-filled supermarket, Bumpy Ramone is responsible for transporting canned corn, yams and lima beans from crate to shelf. Because this monotonous routine allows for little to no human interaction and minimal exposure to light, Bumpy keeps a loaded potato gun in his work locker and remains a prime candidate to go postal in the very near future.

    Daniel Goodman
    by Daniel Goodman

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    A woebegone, spirit-sapped loner who works the night shift at a dimly lit, asbestos-filled supermarket, Bumpy Ramone is responsible for transporting canned corn, yams and lima beans from crate to shelf. Because this monotonous routine allows for little to no human interaction and minimal exposure to light, Bumpy keeps a loaded potato gun in his work locker and remains a prime candidate to go postal in the very near future.

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