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29 Words That Mean Something Totally Different When You're A Writer

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12. "Twitter."

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What it means: A social media platform allowing for short updates up to 140 characters in length.

What it means when you're a writer: A social media platform that allows you to stalk agents and publishers.

14. "Weekend."

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What it means: A break at the end of the working week used primarily for leisure, typically Saturday and Sunday.

What it means when you're a writer: Something other people have.

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16. "Exercise."

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What it means: An activity that enhances or maintains physical fitness.

What it means when you're a writer: An activity where you try to write from the point of view of a chair/plant/member of the opposite sex.

17. "Sprint."

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What it means: Running at full speed.

What it means when you're a writer: Writing as many words as possible in a short time with no regard for quality. Also known as trying to hit your word count.

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19. "Literary agents."

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What it means: A person who represents writers and their work to publishers.

What it means when you're a writer: Mythical creatures that everyone talks about, but no one you know has actually encountered.

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23. "Editing."

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What it means: The process of correcting and modifying a manuscript with the intention of improving it.

What it means when you're a writer: Crying into your keyboard because everything is shit.

24. "Under submission."

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What it means: The process of sending your manuscript out to agents and publishers.

What it means when you're a writer: I haven't worked up the courage to send my manuscript to anyone yet.

25. "Marketing."

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What it means: Communicating the value of a product or service, for the purpose of selling that product or service.

What it means when you're a writer: Desperately spamming your Twitter and Facebook friends with links to your book page.

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27. "Reader."

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What it means: Someone digesting a text, in this case a work of literature.

What it means when you're a writer: An unseen enemy, impossible to understand and therefore to be feared.

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