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26 Signs You Never Got Over Your Emo Phase

2005 > 2015.

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1. Your Spotify currently looks like this:

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2. You still sleep in your My Chemical Romance T-shirt.

Or your Taking Back Sunday T-shirt. Or your Used T-shirt. Or your AFI T-shirt. Or your...
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Or your Taking Back Sunday T-shirt. Or your Used T-shirt. Or your AFI T-shirt. Or your...

3. You drown out the sounds of annoying colleagues by blasting emo through your headphones.

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"She's the only one who knows what it is to burn..."

4. And you live for the day you'll be able to blast Brand New through the office stereo.

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Your day will come.

5. You’re wearing a fancy suit, but your belt looks like this:

Batman clearly never got over his emo phase, either.
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Batman clearly never got over his emo phase, either.

6. Adam Lazarra still makes you hot under the collar.

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Damn fine, more like.

7. Gerard Way still makes you weak at the knees

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Pretty much.

8. Your glovebox is full of your old emo CDs.

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9. Sometimes you still pick up the latest issue of Kerrang for old time's sake.

Crazy Bert is the best Bert.
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Crazy Bert is the best Bert.

10. But you can’t get into whatever passes for emo these days.

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11. You still listen to Dashboard Confessional when going through a break-up.

"Your hair, it's everywhere..." *sobs*
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"Your hair, it's everywhere..." *sobs*

12. And when things are going well.

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All the time, basically.

13. You still take selfies from this angle.

Because emos invented the selfie.
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Because emos invented the selfie.

14. You wish you could personalise your Facebook a little.

Blue and white is so mainstream.
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Blue and white is so mainstream.

15. You laugh when teens tell you how good One Direction are live.

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Come on, please. The only way is Gerard Way.

16. And you still do this every time you hear "Sugar, We're Goin' Down".

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It might technically be 2015, but it will always be 2005.

17. Your heartagram tattoo is still your favourite ink.

18. And no matter what anyone says, you still don't regret the ear gauges.

I mean, where else would you keep your gecko?
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I mean, where else would you keep your gecko?

19. You probably still own a pair of customised Converse.

You're probably wearing them right now.
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You're probably wearing them right now.

20. You still get angry when people suggest pop-punk bands were emo.

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Bad Charlotte. Bad.

21. When the world gets too much, you retreat into the company of old friends.

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Adam, Chris, Frank, Pete, Gerard, Patrick, Jesse... The whole gang.

22. And "throwback Thursday" means something entirely different to you.

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War All the Time is still one of the best albums ever made. Fact.

23. Ville Valo is still top of your freebie list.

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And your partner is fully OK with that.

24. And while you might be all business in the street...

25. ...you're still emo in the sheets.

26. And finally, it’s written into your will that Chris Conley sing the requiem at your funeral.

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Brb dead.