1.
James Franco must be so sad that he's been trying to reach this level of bizarre for years and Shia just owns it effortlessly #allmymovies
2.
Shia LaBeouf is marina abramovic for people who enter burrito eating contests
3.
Shia is watching Surf's Up and smiling and eating Sour Patch Kids and I feel at peace with the world. #allmymovies
4.
no further comment... #allmymovies
5.
Shia just bought everybody pizza and is talking to a hippie. #allmymovies
6.
how you feel eating a gooey breakfast sandwich vs. how you feel afterwards #allmymovies
7.
He finishes Transformers 3, shakes his head and leaves the cinema for an hour. #allmymovies
8.
shia watching transformers 3. #ALLMYMOVIES
9.
How do you think Shia found a jacket that matched the color of the glow of a movie screen reflected in his eyes so perfectly?
10.
So good at acting in his films that he made himself cry while watching himself!... or... is he acting? #ALLMYMOVIES
11.
"You can talk to Shia but he will not respond. He's in the Art Zone." - Angelika employee telling us the rules at #allmymovies
12.
High school teachers: "It's not gonna be like this when you get to the real world."
13.
What if our universe is just a projection on a wall being watched by a giant Shia LaBeouf in another universe
14.
when you read your drunk texts from the night before
15.
Dude next to Shia literally looks like a poster for Burning Man and I'm not even that positive I know what Burning Man is. #allmymovies
16.
@Criterion, there seems to be an error on my Blu-ray copy.
17.
is this Shia Labeouf watching his own movies or me watching my life
18.
we should use shia labeouf's faces to rate movies
19.
Current mood: Shia LaBeouf watching Transformers: Dark of the Moon
20.
Shia LaBeouf always manages to come back into our lives at the exact moment we forget how to spell his last name
21.
Hey, remember that Even Stevens episode where Shia LaBeouf voluntarily slept in front of an audience for 48 hours?
22.
Can everyone be quiet for a little while? Poor guy is all tuckered out. #allmymovies
23.
How come when Shia LaBeouf watches movies for 3 days straight, it's "performance art", but when I do it it's "get a life"?