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11 Shakespeare Movies Improved By Danny Dyer

Double nawty.

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1. “For which of my nawty parts didst thou first fall in love with me, treacle?”

Dir. Joss Whedon, 2012.
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Dir. Joss Whedon, 2012.

2. "Your daughter and the Moor are now doing the bendy."

Dir. Oliver Parker, 1995. Original poster.
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Dir. Oliver Parker, 1995. Original poster.

3. “It's all a bit bobbins an' cotton in the state of Denmark, my son.”

Dir. Michael Almereyda, 2000.
Miramax / Magnolia / BuzzFeed

Dir. Michael Almereyda, 2000.

4. “If music be the food of love, make mine a lamb kebab with extra chili sauce. Laverly."

Dir. Trevor Nunn, 1996. Original poster.
Entertainment Film / Revolver / BuzzFeed

Dir. Trevor Nunn, 1996. Original poster.

5. “The prince of darkness is a proper nonce."

Dir. Jean Luc Godard, 1987. Original poster.
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Dir. Jean Luc Godard, 1987. Original poster.

6. "Lawd, what berks these geezers be!"

Dir. Michael Hoffman, 1999. Original poster.
Fox Searchlight / Ball Park Film / BuzzFeed

Dir. Michael Hoffman, 1999. Original poster.

7. "From Chigwell to western Ind, no treacle is like Rosalind."

Dir. Paul Czinner, 1936. Original poster.
20th Century Fox / Jorge Herrera / Getty Images / Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images / BuzzFeed

Dir. Paul Czinner, 1936. Original poster.

8. "For thy three thousand bees here's a monkey. It's all I've got 'til me Adrian Mole comes in."

Dir. Michael Radford, 2004. Original poster.
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Dir. Michael Radford, 2004. Original poster.

9. “Nawty deeds is doubled with an evil dicky bird.”

Dir. Philip Casson, 1978. Original poster.
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Dir. Philip Casson, 1978. Original poster.

10. “I dare do all that may become a man; who dares do more is a right mug.”

Dir. Geoffrey Wright, 2006.
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Dir. Geoffrey Wright, 2006.

11. “Vengeance is in my heart, death in my hand, blood and revenge are hammering in my head like I done a week-long bender”

Titus (based on Titus Andronicus), 1999. Dir. Julie Taymor.
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Titus (based on Titus Andronicus), 1999. Dir. Julie Taymor.