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Here Is Everything Jessica Jones Drinks In "Jessica Jones"

No spoilers. No single malt, either.

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Small round bottle with a black wax top, I'm 75% on this. Also, don't listen to Jess here, the Manhattan Rye is a fine whiskey and makes an excellent Old-Fashioned. Much too good to drink on the street.

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Jess's third Kentucky bourbon would almost definitely not be the cheapest one the deli had, if New York delis were in fact licensed to sell liquor, which they aren't. Oops. She's mixing it with a Rock Star Energy Drink because that's how few fucks she gives about your concerns with the inaccurate portrayal of licensing laws in the state of New York.

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There is clearly a bottle of Teacher's in the background, and I'm pretty certain there is an bottle of Old Grand-Dad behind that. It's a guess, but the whiskey in the foreground might be a bottle of Four Roses. The fourth, a white label with metallic trim and patterned glass neck, is possibly the Heaven Hill from Episode 4.

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Episode 8: Red wine

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Jess drinks wine from a tumbler because she doesn't have time for wine glass bullshit. I can't read the label, but if that's not a pinot noir and therefore a Kimmy Schmidt reference then what the fuck is even the point of intertextuality.

This is clearly the design of Windsor Supreme Canadian Whisky, but it says "Winston", which isn't a real brand. Why so? Well, it might be an homage to the cover of Iron Man issue #138 – the classic "Demon In A Bottle" story line – in which Tony battles alcohol addiction. The cover illustration also apes the Windsor design, but substitutes Winston on the label. Lovely touch, Netflix/Marvel. Many thanks to Rob London in the comments for that one.

Episode 10: Unknown

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Zoomed in to the bottle on the nightstand, but can't make it out. Might be a Bell's blended Scotch, might be a Teacher's, might not. Answers on a postcard.

Episode 12: Wild Fowl

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Jess has an (unreadable) empty bottle face down on the desk, so Luke Cage whips his out. Turns out Wild Fowl Quality Whiskey is not a thing. The bottle is a prop. A cursory search says the label is made by an LA prop company who have designs available for dozens of fake liquor brands.

Jessica's favourite drinks: Teacher's and Winston.

With four appearances each, Teacher's (real) blended Scotch and Winston (MCU-only) blended whisky are Jessica's drinks of choice. The next most drunk was Old Grand-dad Kentucky bourbon, with three appearances.

Disclaimer: Jessica Jones is clearly a functioning alcoholic, and is also an enhanced human, which may heighten her alcohol tolerance. Obviously you shouldn't try to drink like Jessica Jones.

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