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1. A Barbie-themed manicure set from Revlon so you can have your nails looking as smooth and undamaged as they used to be during the days when you played with actual Barbies.
2. A Lizzie McGuire x Colourpop eyeshadow palette and blush set that is truly what dreams are made of. Whether your style is more Lizzie or Miranda, this set will have you wishing you could rewind back to when that Aaron Carter episode was the most exciting part of your week.
3. An AirPod case shaped like either a pokéball or one of your favorite Pokémon so your overly expensive but super convenient earbuds will be cute and protected when you head to the gym. The real one, not a Pokémon Gym.
4. A set of makeup brushes in a travel-friendly pouch that will have you channeling your inner Disney Princess on a daily basis.
5. A SpongeBob blending sponge so you can get into some nautical nonsense while you dab on your favorite foundation. But don't worry — it's not as absorbent and porous as the real SpongeBob, so you it won't soak up all your expensive makeup before you have time to apply it.
6. A retro-fabulous Caboodles case so you can throw it back to the start of your makeup obsession — back when you had no idea what contouring or "baking" even meant. Except now you can fill it with real makeup instead of an endless collection of Lip Smackers.
7. And a Crayola-themed set of Lip Smackers if you're now realizing that you haven't used one of these in far too long. Lip Smackers are honestly some of the best affordable lip balms on the market and that's a hill I'm absolutely willing to die on.
8. A T-shirt featuring the '90s mashup none of us knew we needed: Sailor Moon and Friends. Now that I'm thinking about it, Sailor Moon is a total Rachel — the most fashionable, great hair, and a little clueless but figures it out in the end.
9. The iconic, show-stopping, talented, amazing, never the same Essence Lash Princess Mascara in special The Little Mermaid-themed packaging. Did I mention it's under $5?! Ariel would definitely stash some backups of this in her secret grotto.
10. A T-shirt featuring tons of iconic '90s Nickelodeon characters for all the stoop kids who are afraid to leave the stoop.
11. An unreasonably adorable Scooby Doo dog tag so you can turn your pup into a mystery-solving sidekick. Just have some Scooby Snacks ready as a reward for all the photos you're about to make them pose for.
12. An adult coloring book featuring scenes from classic Nickelodeon shows like Hey Arnold, Rugrats, Rocket Power, and The Wild Thornberrys. It'll take you back to the days when you simply colored for fun and not as a distraction from responsibilities.
13. A highly rated Mickey waffle maker if you constantly spend your mornings wishing you were getting ready for a day at Disney World instead of getting ready for another day of work.
14. A delightful Mickey-shaped clock so you can add a subtle nostalgic touch to basically any room in your home — or to enhance any not-so-subtle fully-themed Disney rooms.
15. An Aladdin-themed creamer and sugar set for anyone who would waste one of their three wishes on having an endless supply of coffee at all times.
16. A super comfy Wildcat T-shirt for anyone who likes all things fabulous and refuses to stick to the status quo.
17. A protective case to turn your iPhone into a Kimmunicator so everyone can call you or beep you when they wanna reach you. Bonus points if you make your text tone the iconic "do-do-dee-do" sound.
18. A surprisingly chic Barbie mug that's perfect for sipping away on an afternoon latte while day dreaming that you live in one of her glamorous dream houses.
19. A set of colorful and super affordable makeup brushes that are perfect for anyone who hasn't grown out of their mermaid obsession. Over 4,700 people have left a 5-star review, so you're definitely not alone.
20. A pair of light-up "chop sabers" so you can bring a touch of the force to every meal — and have a post-lunch light saber battle afterward.
21. A ridiculously adorable set of Blue's Clues-themed salt and pepper shakers to add a pinch of nostalgia to all your meals. I mean, you guys — LOOK AT PAPRIKA! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
22. An actual tea cup shaped like Chip from Beauty and the Beast, which would also make for a super adorable succulent planter if tea time isn't really your thing.
23. An eye-catching Super Mario case and a handy dandy kickstand for creating a pretty sweet setup for your Nintendo Switch when you're on the go.
24. And a set of grippy silicone caps to prevent your joysticks from flying away from your thumbs during an intense game of Pokémon Sword.
25. A pack of colorful butterflies to dangle from the ceiling and put a smile on your face every time you walk in the room. And no, you are never too old for butterflies.
26. A tiny electronic skee ball game you can place right on your desk to remind you of the times when your biggest stress in life was deciding which prize you would pick out at the arcade.
27. And a pasta server shaped like the friendliest dinosaur you've ever seen that'll make eating spaghetti for the fifth night in a row feel a little less boring.
Here's to never growing up!
