Buzz·Posted on Oct 9, 201720 Hilarious Tweets About Celebrating Columbus Day"If my kids ain't shading Christopher Columbus by the age of 5 I have failed them as a parent."by Daniela CadenaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch Christopher Columbus is like the person that comments "First" on an Instagram post even though they're not first 03:14 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Carl Anka but spooky @Ankaman616 This #ColombusDay, remember the only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace... 02:33 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Donald J Orwell @DonaldJOrwell If you're upset by illegal immigration then you REALLLLY shouldn't be celebrating Columbus Day. 03:32 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. W🎃nderella @wonderella Celebrate Columbus Day locally! Check out an area store you’ve never visited before, and claim ownership of it. 05:01 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. teresa lo @teresalo_tweets To celebrate Columbus Day, I'm going to wait around at In-N-Out, wait until they call someone else's number, and then take their food. 04:29 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Matt Binder @MattBinder hmm let's check and see how Ben Shapiro's conservative news website is celebrating Columbus Day... oh 04:44 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Dom R I Z Z O 👽 @TheBronzeOne__ My child gon be the 1 in class tellin the teacher the Europeans & Christopher Columbus was a thief and a murder. &Ima have to have a meeting 01:46 PM - 02 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Glen Weldon @ghweldon Columbus Day morning. Kids excited to see the bowl of tears they left out last night is empty, and the smallpox blankets are rumpled! 04:23 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. $pooky Kaneki⚰️ @ogIiIIy_ When it’s Christopher Columbus Day but you know the truth & you’ve unlearned all the lies you were taught in elemen… https://t.co/OLufWIVpw7 04:30 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Malcolm Pierce @RedbirdMenace To be fair to the Rick + Morty fans, "getting mad about going on a long trip and failing to get asian sauce" is on point for Columbus Day 03:02 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 💀the corpse birde💀 @palebirdy Columbus was a homicidal syphilitic maniac who was too fucking dumb to realize he wasn’t in Asia. Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day. 03:05 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Anika Noni Rose @AnikaNoniRose Today is the day #Columbus discovered he had a shit sense of direction and had no idea where he was. #ShouldveStoppedAndAsked 03:00 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Frederick Douglass @gettinnoticedmo Columbus Day as the discovery of America and not the murder of Native Americans is just white-washing history. Am I right Dove? 06:10 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. H. Alan Scott @HAlanScott Happy Columbus Day aka White Colonial Privilege Day of Genocide Denial. 05:49 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. OG Gasman Johnson @ToNYGaS1004 Happy Columbus Day! 06:22 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. brea @jhopecrew I went to the postoffice with 30+ orders just to find out they arent open b/c its "Columbus day" like the mf actual… https://t.co/Rc3VB9ihFA 05:13 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. nocontext goodplace @nocontexttgp 12:00 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. conan gray @conangray fuck u christopher columbus u entitled piece of shit imma skip school just cuz i’m mad not to respect u 03:14 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. GoddessArchetype 2.0 @SoualiganAmazon If my kids ain't shading Christopher Columbus by the age of 5 I have failed them as a parent. 01:51 PM - 03 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. SAMUELITO @SamCaminiti Everytime a Starbucks pops up in the hood Christopher Columbus looks up from Hell and smiles. 02:22 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite