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    36 Sexiest Fruits On The Planet

    NSFW because let's face it, fruits are the porn stars of food.

    1. Apples

    Via Flickr: tangentialism

    There's a reason why eating an apple is synonymous with carnal sin.

    Via herefunny.blogspot.com

    This apple proves that even fruit can pull off a thong.

    2. Avocados

    Via todayifoundout.com

    “The word Avocado comes from a Nahuatl Indian (Aztec) word “ahuácatl” meaning testicle.”

    3. Bananas

    Via oddee.com

    The quintessential erotic fruit.

    Via bbs.houdao.com

    What it feels like to eat a banana, no matter how nonchalant you try to be about it.

    4. Breadfruits

    Via Flickr: killkudzu

    Apparently this breadfruit dresses left.

    5. Cantaloupes

    Via imgur.com

    Melon balls are not the most erotic thing you can do with a cantaloupe. Not by a long shot...

    6. Cherries

    Via Flickr: illuminated_photography

    Cherries symbolize the good life. Not to mention the raunchiest euphemism in the English language.

    Via gifsoup.com

    I used to think this was the sexiest trick ever... until I saw my grandma do it and never ate another cherry again.

    7. Coconuts

    Via jazzfanz.com!/page40

    When it comes to looking sexy, coconuts got you covered.

    8. Cucumbers

    Via uncyclopedia.wikia.com

    Botanically speaking, a cucumber is an accessory fruit. That also turns out to be the most literal way of describing a cucumber.

    9. Durians

    Via onepagewonder.com

    Ew Level: DURIAN

    “Its taste can only be described as...indescribable, something you will either love or despise. ...Your breath will smell as if you'd been French-kissing your dead grandmother.“ - Anthony Bourdain via wikipedia

    10. Eggplants

    Via jokeroo.com

    Eggplants are classified as berries. This eggplant is catching some sun after an invigorating swim.

    11. Figs

    Via gastronomica.org

    The earliest example of erotic marginalia involved figs.

    12. Grapes

    Via ladydelisha.tumblr.com

    Because eating grapes is the best way to enjoy a good orgy.

    13. Guavas

    14. Honeydew Melons

    15. Jackfruits

    Via jokeroo.com

    Get a room, nature!

    16. Kiwi Fruit

    17. Kumquats

    Via waysidegardens.com

    The reason why it's impossible to celebrate Chinese New Year without giggling.

    18. Lemons

    19. Mangos

    20. Oranges

    Via break.com

    21. Papayas

    Via funnyneel.com

    “Papaya (like aniseed) is estrogenic, meaning it has compounds that act as the female hormone estrogen. It has been used as a folk remedy in promoting menstruation and milk production, facilitating childbirth and increasing the female libido.” - science.howstuffworks.com

    22. Passion Fruits

    Via shuangxingfu.blogspot.com

    Don't let its looks fool you. The name of the passion fruit has nothing to do with desires of the flesh. It was named "Flor de las cinco lagas" (flower of the five wounds) by Spanish missionaries, referring to the passion of the Christ. - aihd.ku.edu

    23. Peaches

    Via Flickr: vtemz

    The prospect of millions of peaches inspired a lot of dudes to move out to the country.

    24. Pears

    25. Peppers

    Via whennaturegoesbad.com

    Another vegetable living up to its classification as a pseudofruit.

    26. Persimmons

    27. Pineapples

    Via mondler-addict.tumblr.com

    “...anytime I eat Pineapple I quickly , damn near instantly become sexually aroused... My "flag pole" goes up quicker than the space shuttle...” - I have a strange Reaction to Pineapple (aphrodisiac)?

    28. Plums

    29. Pomegranates

    Via mindfulmeals.wordpress.com

    Drinking a daily glass of pomegranate juice boosts testosterone, which increases sexual desire in both men and women. - dailymail.co.uk

    30. Pumpkins

    Via abrokenlaptop.com

    I will never look at a jack-o-lantern the same way again.

    31. Rambutans

    Via thaifood.about.com

    What.. I don't even...

    32. Snake Fruit

    33. Squash

    Via ncrsresearch.blogspot.com

    Just a couple squash sharing a moment.

    Via edibleobsession.com

    Go ahead nature, let it all hang out...

    34. Strawberries

    Via Flickr: kiki99

    What could go better with whipped cream?

    35. Tomatoes

    Via Flickr: steveallen

    Tomatoes' status as an aphrodisiac may be due to a mistranslation. Legend has it that a Frenchman on his travels ate a meal with tomatoes in it and was fascinated with the new taste. He went back to the chef, who was Italian, and asked him what this new ingredient was. The chef said "Pomme de' Moors" (Apple of the Moors), but the Frenchman misunderstood and thought he said "Pomme d'Amour" (Apple of Love).” - renatovicario.com

    36. Watermelons

    Via yeinjee.com

    Watermelons are stimulating in so many ways.

    Via giphy.com

    Fruits, you so freaky! I could never quit you though...

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