36 Sexiest Fruits On The Planet

NSFW because let’s face it, fruits are the porn stars of food.

1. Apples

There’s a reason why eating an apple is synonymous with carnal sin.

This apple proves that even fruit can pull off a thong.

2. Avocados

“The word Avocado comes from a Nahuatl Indian (Aztec) word “ahuácatl” meaning testicle.”

3. Bananas

The quintessential erotic fruit.

What it feels like to eat a banana, no matter how nonchalant you try to be about it.

4. Breadfruits

Apparently this breadfruit dresses left.

5. Cantaloupes

Melon balls are not the most erotic thing you can do with a cantaloupe. Not by a long shot…

6. Cherries

Cherries symbolize the good life. Not to mention the raunchiest euphemism in the English language.

I used to think this was the sexiest trick ever… until I saw my grandma do it and never ate another cherry again.

7. Coconuts

When it comes to looking sexy, coconuts got you covered.

8. Cucumbers

Botanically speaking, a cucumber is an accessory fruit. That also turns out to be the most literal way of describing a cucumber.

9. Durians

Ew Level: DURIAN
“Its taste can only be described as…indescribable, something you will either love or despise. …Your breath will smell as if you’d been French-kissing your dead grandmother.“ - Anthony Bourdain via wikipedia

10. Eggplants

Eggplants are classified as berries. This eggplant is catching some sun after an invigorating swim.

The earliest example of erotic marginalia involved figs.

12. Grapes

Because eating grapes is the best way to enjoy a good orgy.

14. Honeydew Melons

15. Jackfruits

Get a room, nature!

17. Kumquats

The reason why it’s impossible to celebrate Chinese New Year without giggling.

21. Papayas

“Papaya (like aniseed) is estrogenic, meaning it has compounds that act as the female hormone estrogen. It has been used as a folk remedy in promoting menstruation and milk production, facilitating childbirth and increasing the female libido.” - science.howstuffworks.com

22. Passion Fruits

Don’t let its looks fool you. The name of the passion fruit has nothing to do with desires of the flesh. It was named “Flor de las cinco lagas” (flower of the five wounds) by Spanish missionaries, referring to the passion of the Christ. - aihd.ku.edu

23. Peaches

The prospect of millions of peaches inspired a lot of dudes to move out to the country.

25. Peppers

Another vegetable living up to its classification as a pseudofruit.

27. Pineapples

“…anytime I eat Pineapple I quickly , damn near instantly become sexually aroused… My “flag pole” goes up quicker than the space shuttle…” - I have a strange Reaction to Pineapple (aphrodisiac)?

29. Pomegranates

Drinking a daily glass of pomegranate juice boosts testosterone, which increases sexual desire in both men and women. - dailymail.co.uk

30. Pumpkins

I will never look at a jack-o-lantern the same way again.

31. Rambutans

What.. I don’t even…

33. Squash

Just a couple squash sharing a moment.

Go ahead nature, let it all hang out…

34. Strawberries

What could go better with whipped cream?

Tomatoes’ status as an aphrodisiac may be due to a mistranslation. Legend has it that a Frenchman on his travels ate a meal with tomatoes in it and was fascinated with the new taste. He went back to the chef, who was Italian, and asked him what this new ingredient was. The chef said “Pomme de’ Moors” (Apple of the Moors), but the Frenchman misunderstood and thought he said “Pomme d’Amour” (Apple of Love).” - renatovicario.com

36. Watermelons

Watermelons are stimulating in so many ways.

Fruits, you so freaky! I could never quit you though…

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!

  Your Reaction?


    Now Buzzing