Dick Or Dad?

Don't lie, we've all been attracted to men of a respectable age. But eventually you have to face the ultimate question... would you want them to tuck you into bed, or take you to bed?

1. Jimmy Fallon

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Yes, he's funny and he can lip sync like a champ... but I'm going to have to rule Jimmy has always and will always be a DAD.

2. Daniel Craig

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This isn't even a contest. We've all seen Daniel rise like the British He-God he is out of the ocean in Casino Royale. Plus the way he wears his glasses around his chin in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo? DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.

3. Jason Bateman

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OK, the notion of boning Michael Bluth is a little unsettling. But look at THAT GRIN. LOOK AT IT. DICK.

4. Will Smith

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Okay, yes, Agent J is pretty cute. But we've been living in a post-The Pursuit of Happyness world. That movie totally turned Will into a DAD. (Plus, we think Jayden and Willow would agree.)

5. Vince Vaughn

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Two words. Gentle. Giant. DAD.

6. Robert Downey, Jr.

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Come on. Like... come the fuck on. He's Iron Man. DICK.

7. Tom Cruise

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Circa Jerry Maguire? Total DICK. But we've come a long way since he completed us. We're now in total DAD territory. And, like.. a DAD who embarrasses us in front of our friends.

8. Tom Hanks

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DAD. Tom Hanks has ALWAYS been a DAD. He was born a DAD. Rita Wilson has always been married to a DAD.

9. Dylan McDermott

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We all saw what Ben Harmon was doing in front of the window in the first ever episode of American Horror Story. And we all liked it. Don't deny it. DICK.

10. Paul Rudd

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*Channeling Cher from Clueless* "I love Josh! I love Josh!" Like a fine wine with man parts, Paul Rudd does. Not. Age. DICK for life.

11. Hugh Jackman

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Sure, Wolverine was and is kinda hot. But Hugh screaming "Bring Him Home" in Les Miserables cannot be unheard or unseen. DAD.

12. Bradley Cooper

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The terrible perm from American Hustle aside, who in their right mind could deny Bradley Cooper? Hell, I'll take him WITH the terrible perm. DICK.

13. Harrison Ford

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OK, yeah, he's 72 years old. But he's Indiana Jones. And Han Solo. You can't say no to that. DICK.

14. Denzel Washington

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He's a beautiful, handsome man. More handsome than most of us will ever be. But... you know... he's played too many working men to be anything but a DAD.

15. Johnny Depp

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This is a real toss up. 9 times out of 10, I want to say DICK. But now that he's marrying Amber Heard, who's young enough to be his daughter, he is officially a DAD.

16. Patrick Wilson

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Have you seen him bang Kate Winslet on a washer in Little Children? Or reject Charlize Theron in Young Adult? Or kiss a dude in Angels in America? Case closed. DICK.

17. Leonardo DiCaprio

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I'm going to get some shit for this one, but I'm sorry. Leo's a total DAD now. The Titanic/Romeo + Juliet ship has sailed, folks.

18. Dennis Quaid

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Being the hot dad from The Parent Trap gives you a pass FOR LIFE. DICK.

19. Matthew McConaughey

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I know he just won an Oscar and he's totally in the middle of a McConaissance. But doesn't anyone else think he probably smells like a combination of 30-year-old flip flops and a vat of dollar store pomade? He's a gross, nasty DAD.

20. Jon Hamm

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DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK. Because this.