1. Throwing a party for cannibal hotdogs to eat hotdogs
2. What we all do best, trolling
3. Juice cleanses
4. Anal fisting
5. Grilling your baby
6. Inviting your cabinet over to flirt
7. Disassembling the patriarchy
8. Hunchback of Notre Dame?
10. A mix of Dumbo and Burp-Urp-Snurt-Pfsfsfsfst III from Halloweentown
This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!