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    12 Dance Moves You Should Never Ever Attempt

    Ever. Not even in front of your bedroom mirror. Just no.

    1. The Drunken Stomp

    2. The Bucktoothed Twist (featuring The Disgusted Companion)

    3. The Bronco on a Stick

    4. The Smack Dat (featuring The Dazed Ballet)

    5. The Lifesaver Crump

    6. The Uncontrollable Bobble Head

    7. The Dysfunctional Robot

    8. The Frightened Grind

    9. Emergence of the Sassy Bird

    10. The Manic Professor

    11. The Roll n' Step

    12. The Woohoo-licopter

    Call the dance police. Serious crimes are occuring at parties and festivals around the nation.