8. How do you steal 6,000 barrels of Maple Syrup?
7. I can't believe your Toronto Mayor Smoked Crack!
6. Milk in bags are so weird!
5. Something something your Prime Minister Tim Horton
4. Who's Arcade Fire?
3. Poutine Is so bad for you, I guess you guys are really using that free health care!
2. Do You Guys Have [insert most popular product in the entire world here] in Canada?
1. We say sorry all of the time.
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