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    8 Topics Canadians Don't Want To Hear Your Jokes About.

    Because we've heard them all. Trust us.

    damnitness
    by damnitness

    Community Contributor

    8. How do you steal 6,000 barrels of Maple Syrup?

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    OMG we never thought how funny that was!!!

    7. I can't believe your Toronto Mayor Smoked Crack!

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    You are a modern day George Carlin.

    6. Milk in bags are so weird!

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    5. Something something your Prime Minister Tim Horton

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    4. Who's Arcade Fire?

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    LOL!!!!!!! Wow, good one person from 2011.

    3. Poutine Is so bad for you, I guess you guys are really using that free health care!

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    We hope you are enjoying the delicious kale salads or whatever you eat when you're drunk/hungover since you're so better than us.

    2. Do You Guys Have [insert most popular product in the entire world here] in Canada?

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    Why no, we do not have this iced cream!

    1. We say sorry all of the time.

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    No words. That is quite literally the funniest thing I have ever heard.

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