The Onion: Apple Claims New IPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers
"SAN FRANCISCO—In a move expected to revolutionize the mobile device industry, Apple launched its fastest and most powerful iPhone to date Tuesday, an innovative new model that can only be seen by the company's hippest and most dedicated customers."
The Mighty Boosh - Free DJ Set At Bowery Ballroom Tomorrow!
from their facebook fan page: "The Boosh have landed in NYC and are excited for you to join them at their DJ set tomorrow night at The Bowery Ballroom! Come for a drink and party with Howard, Vince, Naboo, Bollo and Fossil. It'll be an outrage!"