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    Malik Turner Loves Tigers and Breasts

    Malik Turner took dating into his own hands, placing these personal ads on NYC payphones...we suspect dates with Malik include riding the subway with tigers to arby's for a 4 for $5 deal and then retiring to his Mom's place with the Arby's waitress...women must be flocking