21 Questions Canadians Need Americans To Answer Immediately
What's going on down there?
We may be neighbours, but Canadians have a few questions about what exactly is going on south of the border:
First up: why does your iced tea taste like that?
Why do you call this "Canadian Bacon"?
Why do you keep In-N-Out Burger all to yourselves?
Is this standard home decor?
Is everything really bigger in Texas?
Why is your national anthem so hard to sing?
Why do you chicken-fry steak?
Why is this kind of thing encouraged on reality TV shows?
How did you guys get the coolest President of all time?
Why do you stage Civil War re-enactments?
How are you not spending EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY in one of your incredible theme parks?
Why is your money all one colour?
Did you notice the "u" up there in "colour"? What do you have against the letter "u"?
On that note, how come you haven't joined the rest of the world and embraced the metric system?
Let's finally agree that this is 30 degrees:
Why do you wear shoes inside the house?
Why do you sell liquor at the grocery store?
Why do you call toques "beanies"?
Why is our government so mind-boggling to you?
Why do you think this is a blizzard?
Why do you call New York City "The Big Apple"?
And finally, when can we come visit?
Because all joking aside, your country is pretty beautiful. We'll see you soon, neighbours.
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