Jurassic Heart: A Dinosaur Dating Sim

There are some things that should exist in this world and there's some things that shouldn't. Jurassic Heart is totally the former. I mean, how often do you get to be serenaded by a Cretaceous Casanova? (Via)

So there's this thing called Jurassic Heart...

It's a dinosaur dating sim. Yeah, you read that right.

In it, your buddy Taira-kun totally has the hots for you.

Except he's, you know, A GIANT DINOSAUR.

But that doesn't seem to be a problem...

True love is blind. Even to teeth as big as your FACE.

The truth is, he just wants to be able to play the ukulele...

But he has a giant head and little arms.

But you offer to help him and he falls in love...

And promises not to turn you into human jelly by stepping on you. Bonus points!

And in the end, he sings you a song.

True love.

You can play Jurassic Heart and try your best at winning Taira-kun's heart on their website. Try not to get eaten.

All screen caps by yours truly.