Parents·Posted on Dec 22, 201817 Funny Tweets About The Holidays That Will Make You Laugh And Say, "Is It 2019 Yet?!""No seriously, thank you for the Christmas card with glitter all over it. We were actually running low."by Crystal RoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod INTERVIEWER: what are your qualifications? ME: I managed to fit the entire Christmas tree back into its box INTERVIEWER: welcome to NASA you're an astronaut now 07:12 PM - 07 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Simon Holland @simoncholland Sorry I randomly asked for your address in the middle of December but still never got around to sending you a Christmas card. 12:59 PM - 23 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 🎄Sarcastic Mommy🎄 @sarcasticmommy4 “Let’s go get a Christmas tree!” ~ A divorce story 11:26 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. not the WORST mom 🤷🏽♀️ @nottheworstmom Our Christmas card should just be my kids on top of those balls in front of Target and a pic of everyone with a cold 10 days later. 09:00 PM - 04 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Shubble @shelbygraces What part of “I don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand 07:43 PM - 03 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. kelly oxford @kellyoxford Just began my annual tradition of getting a roaring fire going, making the fireplace "too hot for Santa," and worrying the kids. 10:29 PM - 24 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. JuneBug @jenyb4 Fuck it. That's good enough. -me, ten minutes into decorating the Christmas tree. 04:45 PM - 07 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart Holidays are great because websites produce all these articles like “gifts your best friend will love” and “affordable gifts for your mom this Christmas” and I get to see all this shit that I’m going to end up buying for myself! 07:37 AM - 06 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. snowjob❄ @canadasandra *silently judges your Christmas tree decorations* 07:36 PM - 17 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Ashnog ⚪️ @adult_mom I am eggnogstic as in eggnog is my lord and savior 05:00 AM - 06 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Simon Holland @simoncholland No seriously, thank you for the Christmas card with glitter all over it. We were actually running low. 01:53 PM - 20 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Simon Holland @simoncholland Wow, my kids are decorating the heck out of this small lower left section of our Christmas tree. 02:19 AM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark I'm arranging all your Christmas Cards by number of years your marriage has left based on how forced the smiles are in your family photo. 08:49 PM - 22 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod Every time I get a holiday card in the mail I am reminded that, compared to me, most people really have their shit together. 12:20 PM - 12 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sammy Rhodes @sammyrhodes The kids left "Santa" whole wheat cookies so Santa "forgot" to leave their presents. 07:37 AM - 25 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jon @ArfMeasures [Christmas morning] WIFE: You forgot to buy me a present again, didn't you? ME: How dare you [hurriedly putting wrapping paper round the dog] I said don't turn around yet 01:04 PM - 22 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective [Dec. 27] *walks up to fully decorated Christmas tree* Nobody likes you anymore. Please leave. 03:23 AM - 28 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite