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I don’t enjoy people who make Instagram accounts for their dogs, my vagina is furry, cute and smells like garbage and you don’t see me making an Instagram for it
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I am still using my winter vagina. https://t.co/FA7BV6JZhB
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Oh yeah it’s all about Big Dick Energy, but as soon as I mention my Wide Vagina Vibes I get blocked
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LADIES: u get older b/c ur soul slowly escapes out through the hole in ur vagina. plug it up w/ a boyfriend or husband & u will live 4EVER!
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My vagina got a 5/5 on Uber Eats. Just sayin.
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People who judge pregnant women for drinking a pop occasionally are so extra like I'm sorry janice but I haven't seen my vagina in 5 months and there's a human leg in my ribs as we speak so lemme drink this dr pepper right quick and lay off
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[at spin class] Instructor: HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING?! Class: GREAT!! Me: g...great? My vagina: please kill me.
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If u aren't stuck in a car listening to your husband sing the bangles eternal flame like a chick, your vagina is definitely wetter than mine
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WHY DOES VAGINA HAIR GROW BACK BEFORE YOUR EVEN DONE SHAVING TF
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I once got asked for nudes and I sent an extreme closeup of my vagina and he never asked for nudes again
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i call my vagina 'pomegranate' because dudes don't know how to eat it
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the thing about girls is we know the people we’re into are mostly not worth our time. like, we know. we’re aware. our brains know this. it’s just that our vaginas don’t
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My vagina just sneezed, judging from my underwear.
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My vagina isn’t loose- it just has an open floor plan
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In other news... today I caught a Pokémon that appears to be a weaponized vagina.
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I have a thigh gap; it's called a vagina.
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Nothing makes my vagina close shop quite like men who begin sentences with the words "hi beautiful."
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@DrJenGunter Jokes on you I have a huge vagina and the steam easily flows to my uterus
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New Rule: if you don’t have a vagina, you don’t get to make rules regarding a vagina!!!