14 Urban Dictionary Definitions That Will Make You Laugh A Lot More Than You Should

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    Crystal Ro
    by Crystal Ro

    BuzzFeed Staff

    We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us an Urban Dictionary definition that really made them LOL. And, because the results were so wonderfully absurd, we decided to make them into fancy posters — enjoy!

    1. French Microphone

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    —abigaillynnwilliams

    2. Cornobble

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    —shanac463f931e7

    3. Chanky

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    "One night my family went to a dinner party at my mom's friend's house. All night they were walking around saying things were “chanky.” They thought it was another way to say cool. Needless to say when we actually looked up the definition we were not disappointed."

    —wolfnmackrosen

    4. Pineapple

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    "LMAO."

    —jocelynrkennebrew

    5. Edward Cullen

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    —kivazz1998

    6. Montana

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    —fritzmariak

    7. Apple

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    —weedowmaker

    8. Shrimp Pibbly

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    —jtl2

    9. Ghost Poo

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    —jenduran333

    10. Canoodling

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    —rissycatherine

    11. Movie Theater Physics

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    "Wow."

    —jocelynrkennebrew

    12. Farfanoogin

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    "My friend and I always refer to the Fjällräven Kranken backpacks as Farfanoogins. I happened to go online and see what the real definition of the word was, and this is what came up on Urban Dictionary."

    —themaddiehatter

    13. Chode

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    "One drunken night, my friends and I were arguing over the meaning of the word 'chode.' Some said it was a short, fat penis, some said it was the area between your balls and your butthole. So we looked it up on Urban Dictionary and found..."

    —emilya4d026cbdf

    14. Jordan

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    "This?"

    —jocelynrkennebrew

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