17 Crimes Against Beauty All '90s Girls Committed

    You smelled like grass. Literally.

    1. Ripping your hair out while removing your rubber Conair hot sticks:

    2. Getting used to the smell of your hair burning while using your favorite crimper:

    3. Asking for "the Rachel" haircut, but never getting it quite right:

    4. Feeling super awkward when Herbal Essences' orgasmic commercials came on TV and your parents were around:

    5. Having to redo your decorative bobby pin constantly because it refused to stay in place:

    6. Or overusing your favorite hair gel to create the perfect spiky-haired look:

    7. Feeling like your scalp was being ripped off from all the mini-buns you tied on your head:

    8. Thinking, "Hey look! A bunch of pastel-colored bugs are holding up my hair!" was a good look:

    9. Literally smelling like you'd been rolling around in the grass all day when you sprayed on Gap's grass scent:

    10. Or trying to explain what your Crabtree & Evelyn scent actually smelled like to anyone:

    11. Dousing yourself and your bedroom in the same Bath and Body Works scents:

    12. Spending more time licking your favorite Lipsmackers flavors off your lips than actually putting them on:

    13. Jumping on the dark-lipstick bandwagon:

    14. Feeling your eyes burn just a little when you opened your Stridex or Oxy pads container:

    15. Getting super pissed-off if you accidentally smudged your Wet Shine nail polished before it finished drying.

    16. Being completely heartbroken when you couldn't find Hard Candy's Sky Blue nail polish anywhere:

    17. And finally, looking like a unicorn had just sneezed on you thanks to all that Claire's body glitter gel:

    So. Much. Body. Glitter.