16 People Who Committed Horrible Crimes Against Pizza

Cookies on pizza is not okay.

1. The person who put pizza rolls on I guess what's legally a pizza.

I wanted pizza... from funny

2. The person who put kiwi — FUCKING KIWI — on this pizza.

Kiwi pizza from a Danish pizzeria, an unholy abomination from shittyfoodporn

3. And the person who put pickles, which frankly should be outlawed from pizza, on pizza.

"Limited Time Special" Pickle Pizza by a local pizzeria from shittyfoodporn

4. The person who gave these dino nuggets a fate worse than an asteroid.

Made a detroit style buffalo chicken pizza with dino nuggets and A LOT of bleu cheese from shittyfoodporn

5. The person who spewed a ranch "message" on this pizza.

Told them to write congrats on the pizza in ranch from funny

6. The person who made this Frankensteined mess.

Pizza & Cookies from funny

7. The weirdo who made this abomination.

Fuck it. Pizza quesadilla from funny

8. The person who thought pizza made good burger buns?

Prime rib burger wedged between two slices of three-cheese papa johns pepperoni and meatball pizza. from shittyfoodporn

9. The person who made this royal mess.

Co-worker ordered this monstrosity for our pizza lunch from shittyfoodporn

10. The person who maybe should've kept an eye on this pizza as it cooked.

WTF is wrong with that pizza? from shittyfoodporn

11. The person who offended all of us by using ketchup, hot sauce, and crackers to make "pizza."

Pizza on a cracker (the sauce is ketchup and hot sauce) from shittyfoodporn

12. The person who thought an Ikea themed pizza was a good idea.

Swedish meatball and mashed potato pizza topped with lingonberry jam from shittyfoodporn

13. The person who thought they were being REAL clever by making ramen pizza.

Pepperoni Pizza Ramen from shittyfoodporn

14. The person who made this beef Wellington pizza that would CERTAINLY make Gordon Ramsay vom.

idk if this counts, kinda the opposite of this sub, beef wellington stuffed crust pizza from shittyfoodporn

15. The person who ruined not just pizza but also perfectly good garlic fries by combining them.

Garlic fry pizza. I feel like this could be good if you’re drunk, but otherwise no. from shittyfoodporn

16. And finally, the person who apparently wanted a side of pizza with their crushed red peppers.

Love me some peppers on my pizza from funny

H/T: r/shittyfoodporn and r/funny.