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Pink Pineapples Exist In The World Now So Please Take All My Money

PINK. PINEAPPLES. H/T Popsugar.

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If you're not already sitting, then please take a moment to find somewhere comfy to rest your butt on, because I have some VERY exciting news to share with you.

YEAH. Ready? Okay, here we go...
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YEAH. Ready? Okay, here we go...

PINK PINEAPPLES EXIST NOW!!!

I promise this is not a joke. This is 100% real.
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I promise this is not a joke. This is 100% real.

And photos of them are popping up all over Instagram.

Crying from the beauty.
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Crying from the beauty.

Just LOOK how prettttty they are!

Ugh, want.
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Ugh, want.

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Someone tell me where to send ALL my money, please!

Honestly, just name your price.
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Honestly, just name your price.

In case you're wondering, these pineapples are in fact genetically modified.

Plot thickens...
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Plot thickens...

But, according to the FDA, they are safe for sale. As reported in December by NBC News, the FDA explained:

"[They] simply have some genes toned down to keep the flesh of the fruit pinker and sweetened. [Del Monte] submitted information to the agency to demonstrate that the pink flesh pineapple is as safe and nutritious as its conventional counterparts."

Now, UNFORTUNATELY, there's no official word yet on when or where you can actually buy a pink pineapple.

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Although Dole and Del Monte are currently growing them.

So, for now, we'll just have these pretty photos to enjoy.

Which, TBH, is fine with me...I GUESS.
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Which, TBH, is fine with me...I GUESS.