Periods are literally THE WORST. And if you've ever had one, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Of course, that doesn't stop people from making really great jokes about periods, because what better way to cope with misery, right?! Here are some of the best jokes about periods people have made in the last few months on Twitter. ENJOY...
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day 1 of my period is actually just me fighting for my life
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a man that keeps up with your period is a dangerous man🥹🤣
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Saying ‘I’m bleeding from my vagina’ instead of ‘I’m on my period’ so men will get uncomfortable and leave me tf alone.
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You get off your period and realize that your brain just went back to default settings lol
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it’s giving ‘sneezing on your period’ https://t.co/nnlqmhUR3v
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Where did you start your period ladies? I started mine in a Chinese restaurant and my Dad got the staff to clap for me.
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just want everyone to know I am working out after a 12 hour shift in ED on day 1 of my period I cannot be stopped today
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do you ever cry over a video of orcas and then think about how nobody likes you and all your friends hate you and then your phone tells you you’re gonna get your period tomorrow and you’re like ohhhhh
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*Me excited for a trip* My period:
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everything about being on your period is gross and uncomfortable, like the barbeque sauce stage at the end of your period ? Is that really necessary?
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documentary footage of the day before my period https://t.co/tDJWoZSthe
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If you die on your period do they take your pad off?
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Well my kid just screamed “ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR PERIOD?!” to me in this crowded library, so my day is going pretty good. 😐
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Sneezing when you're on your period be like😫
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@peachprc I knew a guy who thought during your period, it was the blue liquid they used in the commercials and not blood lol
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You should be able to skip your period if you haven’t even touched a dick in the last month. Like uterus, baby girl, we both know I’m not pregnant. Can we save the dramatics?
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you ever sneeze while on your period
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I'm on my period and i'm already angry asf lmao
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"I Can Feel It Coming" in the Phil Collins song But it's about my period The drum solo is when my ovary drops an egg
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my period started my period started
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Woman: I need birth control pills to regulate my period, relieve my endometriosis symptoms, and prevent ovarian cysts. Work: That’s not covered by insurance. Men: I need limp dick pills because I have trouble getting boners. Work: If you order by mail it’s free!
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day before my period is always one of the most dramatic days of my life
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Me on my period.
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being on my period makes me feel like a wounded animal trying to find a nice place to die
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The way I fear pregnancy even if I’m celibate and my period is late I become paranoid 😭
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me checking if i’ve leaked when i wake up on my period
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my period is late. do you guys think there would be any demand for a reality show that’s like teen mom but it’s “27 year old (who thinks she’s a teen) mom” ?
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“Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” had the most absurd premise. I can’t even wear the same pants when I’m on my period.
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how my tits feel on my period https://t.co/HzX6CWS5rJ
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If you’re on your period rn I’m so sorry