1. This person clearly knows what's up.
2. And so does this egg-eater.
3. This person even knows what they're doing when it involves ramen.
4. And, not only does this person know runny eggs are best, they know they're basically damn works of art, too.
5. This person should probably write a cookbook just to teach us all how to make a thing of such beauty.
6. This person is about to have THE BEST morning ever...
7. ...while this person's day totally just peaked.
8. If you don't want to dive face-first into this, then there's probably something wrong with you.
9. And, not to make you uncomfortable or anything, but this person has basically posted porn.
10. Now, I am aware there are ~some people~ who prefer their eggs fully cooked.
11. But, sorry, y'all are in the wrong; THIS is what righteousness looks like.
12. Because eggs are best served runny as hell.
13. Like "RUN, FORREST, RUN!" runny.
14. So, take note of the yolk, FOLKS.
