1. When cleaning the house is, like, your last priority:
On HGTV they can flip a house in a month and I've been "getting ready to dust" for the past two weeks.
2. As well as posture:
this is how I use my computer
3. When you're just a truly honest shopper:
*shopping for pants @lululemon * sales associate: “what kind of activities do you plan on doing?” Me: “googling celebrity workout plans and drinking an entire bottle of wine” Sales associate: “right this way.”
4. When you'd like to be lazy even when you're in pain:
There should be a special belt that holds your hot water bottle to your tummy so u can walk around freely just thinking aloud here investors
5. When you have the best of intentions to cook, but THIS happens instead:
i have plenty groceries in this house... it would be lazy as hell to order dinner. *opens grubhub*
6. When you're prepared, just in case:
I carboload every night in case I wanna run a marathon the next day. I never do, but it’s always good to have options
7. When you realize you could maybe be drinking more water:
Do I Have A Headache Because My Ponytail Is Too Tight Or Am I Just Dehydrated, a short story
8. When this thought crosses your mind (every, damn, day):
Every single morning I consider dropping out of society and living in my bed full time.
9. When you still can't be bothered:
Me: *reads all the self-help books* Also Me: *never helps myself*
10. When you wonder if you're lazy even in your sleep:
What if I'm a sleepwalker, except I'm so lazy that even when I sleepwalk I just lie in bed. #ThingsIThinkAboutWhenImNotWorking #HelpMe
11. When you honestly just can't remember things sometimes:
"Did I put deodorant on?" - Me six times a day
12. When everyday things are just so overwhelming:
Can you die from having too many passwords to remember
13. When you're too lazy to deal with stress:
RELATIVE: You know about computers, right? ME (has a degree in computer science): No
14. When you FINALLY get around to doing that one thing you meant to do years ago:
Just finished an article link I bookmarked in 2005, and uh yeah, I have some questions
15. When technology doesn't jell well with your laziness:
Autocorrect on my phone has made me so lazy. I type “hrkkp” and get pissed off that it doesn’t get changed to “hello”
16. When you're happy to just wait something out instead:
I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away
17. And finally, when leaving your bed just isn't an option:
When ur too lazy to get up from bed and turn off the lights