The One Very Important Detail You Never Noticed About "Jurassic Park"

Maybe just chill, John Hammond.

So, everyone remembers how Jurassic Park goes, right? Man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man...you know the rest. And the person we have to thank for all of it, of course, is John Hammond.

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You may also recall that while Hammond had a really cool idea going on here, it wasn't necessarily a well thought-out one.

Because Hammond was basically a very ~cart before the horse~ kinda guy.

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Put into so many eloquent words by Ian Malcolm himself, no less.

And we (along with Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler) should've noticed this the first time he showed up.

Because check out what the fuck Hammond does here...

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...he pours champagne into a water glass WHEN THERE ARE CHAMPAGNE GLASSES RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.

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And here's an even BETTER look at those lovely champagne flutes for clarity.

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There's even THREE of 'em – you know, for each of them?

It's possible that this was just a production gaffe, but REALLY this was like the first sign of trouble for our beloved paleontologist/paleobotanist duo.

Because, let's be real, the kind of man who'd rush into pouring (someone else's) ~special occasion~ champagne into the first dirty glass he finds is probably the kind of man who'd also rush into building a dinosaur theme park without thinking twice, right?

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But, like, I get it — the idea of hanging out at a dinosaur theme park is PRETTY awesome. Who WOULDN'T jump at that opportunity? And, TBH, at least one good thing did come out of it all:

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