So, everyone remembers how Jurassic Park goes, right? Man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man...you know the rest. And the person we have to thank for all of it, of course, is John Hammond.
Because Hammond was basically a very ~cart before the horse~ kinda guy.
And we (along with Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler) should've noticed this the first time he showed up.
Because check out what the fuck Hammond does here...
...he pours champagne into a water glass WHEN THERE ARE CHAMPAGNE GLASSES RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.
And here's an even BETTER look at those lovely champagne flutes for clarity.
It's possible that this was just a production gaffe, but REALLY this was like the first sign of trouble for our beloved paleontologist/paleobotanist duo.
Because, let's be real, the kind of man who'd rush into pouring (someone else's) ~special occasion~ champagne into the first dirty glass he finds is probably the kind of man who'd also rush into building a dinosaur theme park without thinking twice, right?