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The One Very Important Detail You Never Noticed About "Jurassic Park"

Maybe just chill, John Hammond.

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So, everyone remembers how Jurassic Park goes, right? Man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man...you know the rest. And the person we have to thank for all of it, of course, is John Hammond.

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You may also recall that while Hammond had a really cool idea going on here, it wasn't necessarily a well thought-out one.

And we (along with Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler) should've noticed this the first time he showed up.

It's possible that this was just a production gaffe, but REALLY this was like the first sign of trouble for our beloved paleontologist/paleobotanist duo.

Because, let's be real, the kind of man who'd rush into pouring (someone else's) ~special occasion~ champagne into the first dirty glass he finds is probably the kind of man who'd also rush into building a dinosaur theme park without thinking twice, right?

But, like, I get it — the idea of hanging out at a dinosaur theme park is PRETTY awesome. Who WOULDN'T jump at that opportunity? And, TBH, at least one good thing did come out of it all:

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