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This video cassette I found at my grandmas house still makes me laugh so much
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My coworkers in an open-concept office every four minutes
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BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
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Why is my dog also a therapist who is disappointed that you continue using humor to deflect as a means to avoid resolving conflict.
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*on Ellen* ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die ME: haha yeah, i do *Death comes out, creeps up behind me* ME: omg ellen you didnt
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Someones gotta pay the rent
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WHY WON'T THOSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS LISTEN TO THE EXCELLENT ADVICE MY HUSBAND IS SCREAMING AT THEM?
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not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information
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[My Wedding] Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do I? Guests: Ooooo
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it’s 90 degrees out. this is your moment, my guy. if not now, when ?
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Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
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Welcome, weary traveler, to my SHOP. How may I assist you? > BUY > SELL
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"Anybody here named Jeff?" Jeff: "Yes" Geoff: "Yeos"
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im crying im so happy for them
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My wife said she hides snacks from me so she can put them out when guests come over, in case you were wondering why I invited you here tonight.
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“I couldn’t breathe when I slept so I installed a camera”
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ME: I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what’s up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch
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man I had no idea you could buy this. I’ve just been using drugs and alcohol
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when you see something funny but you’re supposed to be offline
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"The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
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the perfect video doesn’t exi-