1.
When going to a theme park in the dead of summer SOUNDS fun, but...ugh:
2.
When swimming in a lake is actually the scariest thing you could possibly do:
3.
When you're so damn pale from winter it's almost dangerous:
4.
When a fucking cold ruins it all for you:
5.
When your swimsuit expectations turn out a ~little~ different in reality:
6.
When summer holidays are actually the worst...for pet parents, anyway:
7.
When personal grooming just becomes TOO MUCH work:
8.
When your summer plans involve going to the beach...to read, not to swim:
9.
When you refuse to change your ways just because the weather has changed:
10.
When you go a little overboard with the sunscreen...
11.
...and somehow *underboard*, too:
12.
When it's just way too hot out to touch the ones you love:
13.
When you never know quite how to dress for shopping in the summer:
14.
When relief from the heat actually brings you to tears:
15.
When your car turns out to be the most dangerous place:
16.
When the weather absolutely refuses to work with you:
17.
And finally, when you remember why the ocean is the worst:
