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    Updated on Dec 3, 2019. Posted on Nov 29, 2019

    17 Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

    HAHAHAHAHA.

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    "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

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    All I have are negative thoughts 🤡

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    BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us

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    *on Ellen* ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die ME: haha yeah, i do *Death comes out, creeps up behind me* ME: omg ellen you didnt

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    Hey it's your uber driver am outside

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    not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information

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    How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am.

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    [My Wedding] Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do I? Guests: Ooooo

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    My coworkers in an open-concept office every four minutes

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    me at 6 y/o: bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math me at 18 y/o: illiterate, health is nonexistent, and needs a calculator to solve 6+8

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    Me, forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

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    Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"

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    Welcome, weary traveler, to my SHOP. How may I assist you? > BUY > SELL

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    "Anybody here named Jeff?" Jeff: "Yes" Geoff: "Yeos"

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    This video cassette I found at my grandmas house still makes me laugh so much

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