Well, hello there. If you're like me and you hate periods with a passion, then you've come to the right place. Because these funny period tweets are here to comfort you like two Tylenols and a heating pad.
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me single, on my period, and in quarantine thinking about the sex i could never have.
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@iSmashFizzle I'd like to furlough my period during this difficult and unprecedented time
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I think it’s rude that my uterus doesn’t understand we are in a pandemic and still gives me my period. I’d like to talk to the manager pls
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*My period late
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fuck my period dude, i just cried over a DIY dresser tutorial
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My period loves doing a lil encore: I’ll get to the last day and be like yay it’s done and then two days later it’s like “HOW ABOUT ONE MORE??!?”
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me when i'm on my period
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My period came back just to remind me how long it’s been
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If I could combine my period boobs with my post-period, post giant-shit stomach, and my legs from when I was 17, I would have the perfect body
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“God if I see my period I’ll never have sex again ”
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i feel like i’m always “getting my period,” it’s like one week of feeling normal. what the fuck is this. i should be paid for having a uterus tbh
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every time I get my period I have a huge sigh of relief because I really don’t know what I would do if I was a teen mom, then I realize I am 25 years old
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when I think I’m getting my period again but it turns out I’m just ovulating so I hurt three weeks out of the whole month for no reason, how are y’all
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I feel like I am always negative about my period so I'd like to spread some positivity this month: period tiddies
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Literally me during my period:
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shit is so fucked up that I woke with my period & I was like “is this a symptom”
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Spotting is such a scam. ARE YOU MY PERIOD OR NOT STUPID BITCH?!?!
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me on my period
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An open letter to my period: