45 People Who Were Hilarious As Heck About Periods
"When you get out the shower on your period, it's a race between you, time and gravity."
It probably goes without saying that periods are the absolute worst. Of course, just because they're ~the worst~ doesn't mean we can't laugh about them, too, right?!
So, I rounded up some of the best and funniest tweets about periods that I've seen recently, and here are the best of the best. ENJOY!
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I'm complaining about my period extra hard this month because of this dude.
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When you get out the shower on your period, it's a race between you, time and gravity
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what it feels like when i’m on my period
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When you think you got your period but it was just this
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love the day after your period ends when u wake up and u want to live and u have so many ideas about how to improve this country's roads and bridges
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The feminine urge to tweet about how much you hate periods, every time your period arrives.
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No one: Your period when it sees your skin glowing and thriving:
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peeing on your period https://t.co/LkrW6Aq9G4
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Yo i swear getting your period 1 week before vacation has to be the best feeling evaaaaaaa 😂 lmaooooooo
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No one: Me on day 1 of my period:
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you should really be able to opt out of your period. Unsubscribe!
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My body: hey can we have a baby this month? Me: no My body when my period comes:
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i survive my period cramps without pain killers are u scared of me now
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sneezing on my period is not a game i like playing
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i missed my period this month ... Lord pls don’t tell me you taking me out the game
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me when my period 7 mins late
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@JojoNoelleMA @dontsmileattee “I caught my period” told me all I needed to know 😂 poor sis
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The greatest lie ever told is that anyone puts in a tampon this way
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I know it’s almost time for me to get my period when I’m crying watching Godzilla vs King Kong
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I’m truly incapable of doing anything while I have my period as well as the two weeks before I have my period in addition to the two weeks after I have my period
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me on my period trying to see whether is there really a leak or im just imaging it:
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me trying to walk with my period cramps twisting my stomach up
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the scene in AHS where emma roberts twirls around and flicks her cigarette saying “surprise, bitch, i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me?” is what the final days of periods are like, when you think you can just wear underwear again
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the feminine urge to rip out my uterus while i'm on my period
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We love to forget that our period comes every month dont we. We love to feel all our little emotions and wonder where it’s coming from and say “ohhh of course I have my period” and then do the same exact process about 4 weeks later don’t we
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i wish my uterus and i could schedule my period together as a team
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Every single time I get my period I am shocked, affronted. Seriously? We’re doing this again?
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pov : i'm on my period.
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WAIT, where’s my period?
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Well if you didn’t want to hear me talk about my period maybe you shouldn’t have made eye contact with me
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Every time I think I’m not doing well enough in life and I’m ugly with a disgusting body here comes my period..... like of course it was you I should have known
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I am wearing white pants and it’s the second day of my period you cannot name a person alive who is braver than I am
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Can tampon companies make quieter wrappers because my kids keep thinking I’m sneaking candy into the bathroom and I’d like for that to stop…
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minor inconveniences when you’re on your period:
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“Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” -me every time I get my period
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If you can survive day 2 of ur period you can survive anything
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Once a month I carry on the tradition of being absolutely blindsided by my period
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Do I have a headache because I’ve had 1 sip of water today or not real food or lack of sleep or reading too much or stress or my period or the storm rolling in or I slept weird or I’ve been laying on the couch in a dumb position or-
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Me when I’m working on my period
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Having terrible period cramps & tryna push through at work is definitely an extreme sport.
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@divinaxo I got my period in the middle of our date and when I told him I needed to get up and find the nearest CVS he asked me if I could hold it in……
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Is my period coming or do I genuinely hate everyone and everything? Find out next week on ‘I’m Tired of Being a Woman’!
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*plans dick appointment* my period:
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hate it when ppl make me laugh on my period like bch stop u made me ink😭
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me after my period week